| Braces gleaming on the beach
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| Northern accents, funny speech
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| People call each other «each»
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| And the telly’s just out of reach
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| And johnny’s swimming expertly in a white-capped
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| breaker
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| Oh holidaymaker, liberty taker
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| Nature forsaker, oh holidaymaker
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| Red face roasting in the sun
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| Curvy girls for everyone
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| Radio gang here they come
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| Spoiling everybody’s fun
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| And johnny’s swimming expertly in a white-capped
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| breaker
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| Oh holidaymaker, liberty taker
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| Nature forsaker, oh holidaymaker
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| The white surf is breaking softly on the sand
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| Where the seagulls cry for the bread that’s in your
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| hand
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| But you don’t understand for why they cry
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| You’re all holiday men with no sunshine in your eye —
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| why?
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| Smiling queens walk to and fro
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| A middle-aged romeo
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| Tries but without seeds to sow
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| Lucky his wife does not know
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| And johnny’s drowning desperately in a white-capped
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| breaker
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| Oh, holidaymaker, liberty taker
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| Nature forsaker, oh holidaymaker |