| Zappa Frank
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| Miscellaneous
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| Drowning Witch (in album You Can’t Do That On Stag
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| Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
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| Ike Willis (guitar, rhythm guitar, vocals)
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| Ray White (guitar, vocals)
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| Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
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| Alan Zavod (keyboards)
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| Scott Thunes (bass)
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| Chad Wackerman (drums)
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| Steve Vai (guitar)
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| Tommy Mars (keyboards)
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| Ed Mann (percussion)
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| There’s a ship arriving too late
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| To save a drowning witch
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| She was swimmin' along
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| Tryin' to keep a date
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| With a Merchant Marine
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| Who told her he was really rich
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| But it doesn’t matter no more…
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| She’s on the ocean floor
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| 'N the water’s all green down there
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| 'N it’s not very clean down there
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| 'N water snakes
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| 'N rusty wrecks
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| Is all that she can see
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| As the light goes dim
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| And she’s tryin' to swim
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| Will she make it?
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| (Boy, we sure hope so…)
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| Not even a witch oughta be caught
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| On the bottom of America’s spew-infested
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| Ho-ho-ho, hey-hey…
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| She could get radiation all over her
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| She could mutate insanely… (Aie-ee-aie)
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| She could mutate insanely… (Earth wall)
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| Then you know |
| She could go on the freeway and grow up to be 15 feet tall
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| And very very scary-lookin'
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| And then…
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| Cars could crash all over the place
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| As a result of people with Hawaiian shirts on…
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| Lookin' up to hear her go «Ha ha ha…»
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| Sardines in her eyebrows…
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| Lobsters up 'n down her pudenda
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| All of them HORRIBLY LARGE FROM GRADUATION…
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| And smelling very bad
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| And DANGEROUS!
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| Maybe a submarine could save her,
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| That’s right! |
| Yes, that’s true!
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| And bring her back just like a Mud-shark…
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| Tell 'em what they win, Bob!
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| Well, therefore ladies:
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| A full week’s supply of Gartenion’s Onion rings,
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| Bronco’s new Bondage-In-A-Bottle!
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| It won’t crack, it won’t stake, it won’t beat, it won’t budge,
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| It won’t bite the old fate…
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| And of course a brand new, absolutely brand new,
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| New, new, and of course, but also a new car! |