| Yesterday you lay awake on your bed
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| And worked out you’d done everything that you said
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| That you’d do before you got to this age
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| The lord of the bored and a slave to the beige
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| It’s a mystery
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| It’s a mystery
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| You want some history
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| It’s a mystery
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| So last night you got up and out of this room
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| The ceiling is peeling and covered in gloom
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| But jaguar shoes is a place you can stare
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| A procession of lessons in what not to wear
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| It’s a mystery
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| It’s a mystery
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| You want some history
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| It’s a mystery
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| It’s a waste of money you have to admit
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| If it’s a waste of money you have to have it It’s a waste of brains but hard to resist
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| If you wanted mystery you’ve blown it It’s a waste of money you have to admit
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| If it’s a waste of money you have to have it It’s a waste of brains but hard to resist
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| If you wanted history you missed it If the girls start moving the boys will start moving
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| If the girls start moving the boys will join in |