| La da da da da da
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| Um, Ms Wilson, you can go ‘head and send the next patient in now, thank you
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| Mr. K, wow, didn’t expect to see you here
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| I know
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| Your follow-up session with me was scheduled years ago
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| I tried calling you a few times, it made me wonder
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| Yeah I know, I ignored your phone calls and changed my number
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| Why?
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| I had to do some soul-searching pretty fast
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| Plus that hundred an hour you charge was kicking my ass
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| The more I thought about it, the more I started to hate you
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| But I was starting to feel we were on the verge of a breakthrough
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| Ha, I made due over that period of time
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| Plus I’m sure you had cases more serious than mine
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| So I fell back, planning to abandon any help
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| And any problems that I had I tried to handle ‘em myself
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| Hmm, so how’d that work out for you, going off the grid?
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| It didn’t work, I wouldn’t be back in your office if it did
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| Well I’m glad you finally made a new appointment so let’s load up
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| Appointment? |
| I ain’t got no damn appointment, I just showed up
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| Oh really?
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| Yeah really, do you have any objection?
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| Well, last time you pulled a gun so I guess I’ll make an exception
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| I apologize for that, doc, I’m really not that type, I was going through a
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| turbulent period in my life, I had woman problems, money problems,
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| professional struggles, plus spiritual internal warfare, I was in trouble
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| Are you still making music? |
| Well yeah, I’m still tryin'
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| How’s it going?
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| Lots of people listening, not too many buying
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| Out of millions of people who could possibly consume it?
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| Man, my last album probably sold five hundred units
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| That’s all?
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| You tryna be funny?
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| No, no, I’m just surprised, if you want to, we can change the subject
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| Yeah, that would be wise
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| Well, please answer this without any malice or hatred — what would you say
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| right now is the biggest challenge you’re facing?
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| Well, it’s hard for me to find any peace, balance or patience, and as the
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| calendar’s racing, I feel my talent is wasting, this repetitious redundancy
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| ain’t arousing to me, I wish I could go to sleep and make it be 2003,
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| I be feeling like some kind of force is blocking me in life plus recently some
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| trifling bastard got me for my bike so now I’m pissed, ready to wipe somebody
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| out
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| Hey calm down, this aggressiveness I’ve found appears to be going around,
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| a lot of my clients seem to be under that same spell, matter of fact,
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| lately I’ve been quite aggravated as well
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| You, doc?
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| Yes, I just haven’t dealt with it directly, see, seven months ago,
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| my wife of twenty years left me, we’re going through a nasty divorce and
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| having clashes ‘cause she’s tryna take my children and half of my damn practice
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| Whoa, whoa, doc, yo, you ok?
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| I’m fine, hear me out
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| Ok, why don’t I sit in your chair and you lay on the couch, truth be told,
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| I just came in here to get me a little therapy, but maybe I should leave
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| because right now you’re kinda scaring me
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| No, you can’t leave, sorry, I just feel broken and used, I just need to talk to
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| somebody, K
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| Aight, man, cool, what happened?
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| She set me up and played me like a damn fool, she cheated and ran away with my
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| buddy from grad school
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| That’s strong, so what’chu gonna do? |
| Here, man, take this pillow
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| I was wondering if you knew someone that I could pay to kill her
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| Hell naw, say bro, now I’m really about to go
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| I have the whole thing planned out, no one would ever know
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| Excuse me, ma’am, (yes) please come and get this man, he in here stressin'
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| (I'm just a receptionist, sir, I don’t interfere with sessions)
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| Ok, well I’m out, and I’m sorry for what you went through, and I’m charging
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| five g’s to keep this session confidential
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| Man, fool done lost his mind, tryna get me jammed up, hell no, not the kid,
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| not the kid |