| Y’all ain’t gon' believe this
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| I said, y’all ain’t gon' believe this
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| I was in my study reading back a song I had wrote
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| While periodically flipping channels on the remote
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| Switched to my office chair, reclined it to a backwards position
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| In my peripheral I saw an image pass through the kitchen
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| What would add to suspicion was my lock was fastened so if in
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| Fact someone was is in my house, he was a classic magician
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| Must be tripping, so I laid up in the tub just to rest
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| When I came back into the kitchen there he was in the flesh
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| At this point I started thinking that it’s highly incumbent
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| To let whoever this was know that this was getting redundant
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| All my enemies had been slaughtered in massive abundance
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| Over the years I had eliminated three or four hundred
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| So I’m puzzled at the presence of a brand new foe
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| He said, «I'm twice as dangerous as any man you know»
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| Gave him a show of power, still couldn’t force him to run
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| I said, «Who are you?» |
| He just laughed and said, «The Sorcerer’s son»
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| «So you’re Sorcerer’s son?» |
| as I drank me some water
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| I guess you’ve come here with plans of avenging your father
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| I told him, «Don't even bother though you have every right to
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| The chapter is behind me and I’m not gonna fight you»
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| He said, «If that’s your decision, it pleases me still
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| ‘Cause if you don’t defend yourself, then you’ll be easy to kill
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| I’ve studied every trick you’ve done and I can see through ‘em all»
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| He flung a fireball that hit me and knocked me through the wall
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| I’m laying in the pile of rubble with a dent in my face
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| I said, «My landlord gon' be tripping man, I’m renting this place»
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| He said, «My father was the best warrior in the annals of time
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| So beating you will automatically make that title mine»
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| I guess he didn’t have the wisdom that I thought that he had
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| «Your dad was a twisted narcissistic sociopath
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| Who terrorized the galaxy and did nothing but damage
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| So why don’t you take your little young ass back home to your planet»
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| He got real real angry at my cynical sentiment
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| Then laughed and said, «The magic I was using was primitive»
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| I tried to run out the door and get to the main road
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| But my living room had turned into an active volcano
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| I’m scared ‘cause now I see that he was clever indeed
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| He made the planet spin ten times its regular speed
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| My body was flying everywhere, battered and beaten
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| But through the chaotic conditions, he was still on his feet
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| I saw my weakness detecting scanner inside my backpack
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| If I can grab it, I can scan him and see where to attack
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| So as I flew by I snatched it and aimed at his head
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| The data processed but somehow it scanned me instead
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| Showed him every single weakness that I had in my mind
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| Then aggressively started attacking them one at a time
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| Inside was a war but outside the same as before
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| The Sun was shining then a little kid knocked on my door
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| When nobody answered I’m thinking he leaving, forget us
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| That’s when I noticed then that somehow he was inside with us
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| I was worried ‘cause he walked about the whole room freely
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| And as I looked puzzled, he calmly said, «He can’t see me»
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| Then the little boy waved his hands, dropped to his knees
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| As the Sorcerer’s son fell I saw his oxygen leave
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| I was amazed at the skill he was displaying, in fact
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| He kept taking his life, waking him up and taking it back
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| This dude didn’t even have blood but somehow he bled
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| After ten minutes of torture he got up and he fled
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| I shook my injuries, astonished at the power he had
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| Then I said, «Thank you little man.» |
| He said, «No problem dad!»
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| (What?!!) |