| Once again we’d like to thank you for attending this event
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| Please have a seat and settle in, we’re about to begin
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| In debates over this topic, we’re seeing an influx
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| So instead of wasting time lets get right down to the crux
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| Now traditionally, we’ve all been taught for many years
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| That this planet Earth that we’re living on is just a sphere
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| The panelist to my right will attempt to prove that
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| While the panelist to my left will try to prove that it’s flat
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| OK you first
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| Well anyone with common sense will know
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| That in actuality the Earth can only be a globe
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| This theory of a flat planet is just a fabrication
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| There’s years of documented ship circumnavigation
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| You liars came along and eliminated the truth
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| The ancient scholars have all demonstrated the proof
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| We have days, nights, time zones that happen as we spun
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| Verifying that we’re absolutely circling the Sun
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| We’re not circling the Sun, the Sun’s above us, they lie
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| Day and night is a result of it moving from side to side
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| The principles of how are not hard to uncover
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| When it’s shining on one side, there’s darkness on the other
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| The Sun’s 93 million miles away
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| No, it’s not, it’s closer and smaller than what they taught you and not as hot
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| No revolving, in an upward direction we propel
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| The Sun sits over the flat Earth and the Moon does as well
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| What the hell, you’re speaking so miscellaneously
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| Where’s the evidence to back the way that you claim it to be?
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| So I need you to explain this to me
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| If the Sun’s above a flat Earth, we should all see it simultaneously
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| OK, OK, next question, you can both issue your case
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| If the Earth is flat, explain the globe pictures from space
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| There’s satellites that take shots and photos of capture
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| Those are fake computer generated images from NASA
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| They’ve lied on many things for the illusion of advancing
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| And please don’t even get me started on that Moon landing
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| The pictures keep changing so it’s obvious they did it
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| If you research their documents about it, they’ll admit it
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| They covered up the truth for years, believe it or not
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| It’s all just a fake government engineered plot
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| Well I have a question since NASA is our space station
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| It’s location’s in the US, what about the other nations?
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| See, many countries have space programs that excel
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| And they all have pictures of a globe Earth as well
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| You’re failing to see this thing as a collective endeavor
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| 'Cause you don’t believe that other countries conspire together
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| If the Earth is flat, couldn’t you go to the edge and fall?
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| No sir, the edge is blocked by the Antarctica wall
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| There’s a block of ice surrounding the planet, totally froze
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| And this is the barrier that keeps everything enclosed
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| The government’s of the world know, all of them are in it
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| And it’s strange how that part of the planet is off limits
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| Alright back to the globe guy present your next claim
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| Yes sir, I’ve seen the curvature of Earth while on a plane
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| It’s the same with an astronaut
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| No, with all due respect
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| That curve you think you see is called the Fishbowl Effect
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| That window was probably convexed and round too
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| So naturally the surface seems curved when you look through
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| And another thing that I would like to easily disprove
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| If the Earth is spinning so fast, why don’t we feel it move?
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| Well I’m not surprised that that’s a point that you’d rationalize
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| And not take into account the Earth is massive in size
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| And moving at a steady rate of speed that stays the same
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| So the movement isn’t felt unless the miles per hour change
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| That’s insane, we’d fly off of the planet spinning around
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| And please don’t try to say that the gravity keeps us down
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| Gravity’s a nonexistent force that can’t be grasped clearly
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| The physiological function of it is only theory
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| So the concept is alive, there’s no pull on the tides
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| We live on the top, there’s no one on the bottom or the sides
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| There’s a question upon which I’d like my counterpart to expound
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| How come just the Earth is flat and the other planets are round?
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| Mars, Neptune, Jupiter, Venus, even the Sun
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| 'cause a telescope can clearly show the shape of each one
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| Please explain the traveling over horizons by ships
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| And the curved shadow on the Moon in a lunar eclipse
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| Yo, one question at a time, bro, you hoggin' the mic
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| Flat Earth guy, the floor is yours, take as long as you’d like
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| Well, your horizon question, I’ll answer it in an instant
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| The ship’s disappearance is all a matter of distance
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| And as for the lunar eclipse is an easy battle
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| The circular form of the Moon dictates the shadow
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| So no matter what the shape of the object that’s hovering
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| It’s shadow takes the form of the object it’s covering
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| And as for other planets being round, that’s a no-go
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| What you see in your telescope is different from the NASA photos
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| OK, that’s it, it’s over, no more time left to debate this
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| We’re glad that both of you were able to present your cases
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| So let me give my point of view before we close out
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| Flat or globe, it’s more important things in life to worry about |