| I’m leaving out the corner store I couldn’t believe this scene
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| This girl approached me slowly spoken ask me «Don't I know you? |
| «I said «you look familiar"she said «what school did you go to? «I said «Oh yeah, the face I remember but the name forgot
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| Back then yo frame was hot and my, my girl you done changed allot»
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| She said «you crazy boy, times have changed I’ll admit it»
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| «How come you out here posted up? |
| «she said, «I'm just try’na get it»
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| I said «well anyway how you been? |
| «she said «it's funny you ask
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| Look like I’m gonna be struggling as long as this bad economy last»
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| She said «that times were really hard (yeah)
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| But if you give me fifty dollars I’ll let you get a hundred in groceies off my
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| car»
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| I started thinking, how she used to look over me
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| And opening walking around acting like her boo-boo smell like Jerry
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| She was noticeably roasting for cash, no lover had looks that kill
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| Even though I was holding some old school grill, cause I ain’t crazy I took
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| that seal
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| See y’all trifling and lazy, other half crazy
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| Woman you ain’t slick you need to change yo ways
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| You ain’t goin get no cash from me, ain’t goin get no babies
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| I’m a shut you down no if’s, and’s or maybe’s
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| Now, I met this other female, she was nice at first
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| It started good and then she went from bad to twice as worse
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| I had a premonition (uh-oh) soon I would see a clue
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| Gave her my number at three-o-clock, she called me at three-o-two
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| She said «I'm just checking the number me and you know they lied»
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| I said, «Alright I’ll guess I’ll talk to you later, okay, bye»
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| Went out to shoot some ball I didn’t even notice at all
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| My phone was blowed up and loaded y’all, twenty-four missed calls (man)
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| I called her back «what's wrong is someone trying to murder you? |
| «She said «I was just worried boo, I hadn’t heard from you"(oh)
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| I said «you crazy we just met and I’m already tired of this»
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| She said «You sounding like my momma, ex, and my psychiatrist
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| She started screaming, yapping, going off, cussing and snapping
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| Ten minutes later, called me back acting like nothing had happened (what)
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| Girl, what the hell is the matter with you, you ain’t none of my spouse
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| Three hours later, she’s was camped out in the front of my house
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| I’m tired of this
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| Come on, come on, come on Sniper answer the phone, man
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| Come on Snip; |
| pick the phone up, mayne
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| Mayhem
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| Hello?
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| Hey, hey, what’s up Snipman
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| What up?
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| Ay this crazy girl is posted up in front of my house, mayne
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| What?
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| Ay you gotta help me figure out something, come over here mayne,
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| do something for ya boy, mayne
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| Well, I got’cha homie
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| Man this girl crazy as a Bessie bug
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| Still I’m on my way
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| Aight…
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| Before I end this there’s a few things I figured I mention
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| Going to clubs is like attending a gold-digger convention
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| Walk up with no paper try’na mack it’ll spell disaster
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| And why the hell you in the strip club, girl I’m a tell yo pastor
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| Was at the mall frontin’like you had lottery bread
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| Even though you got that jail caked up at the side of yo head
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| She tried to bend over and show what she had and was worst (uh)
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| In a red disconnection notice fell out of her purse
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| Plus the purse was fake the dude made you believe in it
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| That’s smart enough to know that Gucci got two C’s in it
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| Seen her in Timmy Chan, looking like the Boogerman
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| Lying to your friend about some house that’cha brought in Sugarland
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| Stop try’na be something your not ya frontin’steeled you’re homed
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| Them shoes look like yo great, great, great, great, great, great grandma owned
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| them
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| So maybe after hearing all this, you can strive now
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| All she had was four dollars at Winders cost five nooow
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| Yeah
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| Ha, ha
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| Tired of this
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| All you gotta do is be real
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| And you’ll get realness back |