Lyrics Bass-Ackwards - K Rino

Bass-Ackwards

Hey, what will be my topic today
Maybe I’ll speak on doing normal things the opposite way
I set my alarm after I wake up and then I break out
On my birthday I ate the candles then blew the cake out
I pass information without knowing the source
Right after I got engaged I asked for a divorce
The more I go forward it gets harder to endorse
I took a drink of course and then I lead the water to a horse
A twisted reality within so my mind spins
Parked my car in the drive-through, got out and dined in
I definitely see life from an unnatural perspective
I’m so backwards I’ll leave a beep after the message
Some heard that I could educate you with dumb words
I stood on a curb and killed two stones with one bird
The same one I had in my hand while two was in the bush
Standing in front of a door that says pull trying to push
I buy things I can’t use, K-Rino is confused
When I get dressed I put my socks on over my shoes
I’m the first dude to ever let a parked car hit him
Pulled up on a hitchhiker got out and walked with him
Money I bet some, I won and kept none
Ran away from home and didn’t even live where I left from
In the fast lane I’m slowing up, I eat right after throwing up
I sit around busting balloons before I blow em up
I got in bed and made it up as I laid
I saw the roach already dead and still sprayed him with raid
For the past days I’ve been taking the strangest approach
I picked up the TV and tried to change the remote
It’s getting harder to answer my brains call to order
Ate the rice first, then I got a pot and boiled the water
Don’t think that you can comprehend how bad that it’s been
Celebrating after I lose and getting mad when I win
And if I ever get heated enough to take a life
I might stab you with a hollow-point and shoot you with a knife
Worked ten years for only 2 minutes a
I cross-examined the lawyer then I sentenced the judge
My life is like a mirage with my thoughts in a fog
Somebody saw me at the park being walked by a dog
I let my bike catch two flats and then ride it out
I knocked on the door after I was inside the house
I bought a jet without checking how much it costed yet
Worked on a job and every paid day I wrote my boss a check
Point out a street sign to someone blind
I saw a crime, grabbed my phone and dialed 119
Kept giving my bread up even though I rolled a 7
When I’m mad at somebody I tell em to go to Heaven
I get upset at your happiness and laugh at your pain
I don’t open up my umbrella 'til after it rains
If you ever want to fight me, I’ll ruin your plans
I’ll be punching you with my feet and kicking you with my hands
I throw loud parties with gangsters and songs that bang
Then I go beat up my neighbors if they don’t complain
I can’t play sports 'cause my mind-state's all strange
I tried to gain the first down in a baseball game
I’m sitting in therapy so many hours it’s stunning
I bathed outside of the tub while the shower is running
I’m flipping back and forth like raw and war
I pulled up and locked my keys outside of the car
If I couldn’t spell somehow my grammar would excel
Was taken to jail for beating the hammer with a nail
When it’s cold I’m exposed to the wind when it blows
I don’t play my intro 'til the end of my shows
I hit the road and put the car in park when I drove
I cook food in the sink and wash dishes on the stove
I walk the neighborhood borrowing money from bums
They kicked me out the band for playing the guitar on the drums
Any babies in my house pay bills before they grow up
I’ll invite you to my party then I won’t even show up
Yeah, there’s something wrong with me, something wrong with me