| Little did I know shit would get so crazy
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| So fast, so maybe
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| I’ll get baked on the daily
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| Put my feet up, let my mind go hazy
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| Little did I know shit would get this gnarly
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| This quickly, I hardly
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| Had time to think
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| Uh-uh, no time to think
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| If you like S&M, go choke a bitch
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| If you wanna just blaze, go smoke a spliff
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| If you got an envelope, go open it
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| If you need to urinate, stop holding it
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| If you’re mad fed up, find a bone to pick
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| And if you wanna get laid, then don’t commit
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| Relax, bubble bath, go soak in it
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| Dead broke, but you got a couple poker chips
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| Feeling hopeless, cause it’s all downhill
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| From the moment that you’re born to the moment that you’re killed
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| Well, at least when you’re dead you could get a little goddamn rest
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| See, I’ve been outta whack since '92
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| When my folks split up and I came unglued
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| And I haven’t really slept that well since then
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| Staring at alarm clocks on my nightstands
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| But now I’m married to the kick drum
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| Sampling loops like they’re dim sum
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| Tell myself I think I can, little engine
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| But sometimes seems like it’s all been done
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| I wanna end on a good note
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| But damn, I misspoke so
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| I retract everything I said
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| Outta rise and shine
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| Think I’ll stay in bed
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| Little did I know shit would get so crazy
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| So fast, so maybe
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| I’ll get baked on the daily
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| Put my feet up, let my mind go hazy
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| Little did I know shit would get this gnarly
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| This quickly, I hardly
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| Had time to think
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| Uh-uh, no time to think
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| If you want nice eyes, wear Maybelline
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| If you need a new friend, pick Rachel Greene
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| If you wanna act wild, go make a scene
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| Getting paid over here, baby ching-a-ling
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| If you’re scared to propose, then save the ring
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| And if he can’t hit it right, fake a scream
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| Life’s like a punch, might break your spleen
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| So you better get used to the pace of things
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| Cause basically, it’s like stress nonstop
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| From the moment that you’re born to the moment that you drop
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| Well, at least when you’re dead you could get a little peace in the head
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| See, I’ve been feeling blue since '99
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| When I realized I’m a slave to time
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| And the minutes that we got, all limited in stock
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| While I’m looking at my watch just wasting mine
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| Ah, caught a glimpse of the action
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| Since that day, I felt the passion
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| Don’t just talk, go make it happen
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| Three points in the clutch, John Paxson
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| But I’m maxing everything out, damn
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| And the same doubts
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| Keep weighing on my brain
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| Outta rise and shine
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| Think I’ll just complain
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| Little did I know shit would get so crazy
|
| So fast, so maybe
|
| I’ll get baked on the daily
|
| Put my feet up, let my mind go hazy
|
| Little did I know shit would get this gnarly
|
| This quickly, I hardly
|
| Had time to think
|
| Uh-uh, no time to think
|
| Little did I know shit would get so crazy
|
| So fast, so maybe
|
| I’ll get baked on the daily
|
| Put my feet up, let my mind go hazy
|
| Little did I know shit would get this gnarly
|
| This quickly, I hardly
|
| Had time to think
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| Uh-uh, no time to think
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| If you like what you have and you got what you need
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| If your apartment is the place to be
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| If you eat sweet crepes or savory
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| Wanna get in touch so you’re paging me
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| If you stalk down your rival, and break her knee
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| If you’re wandering the earth aimlessly
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| Tryna learn it all, A to Z
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| But you can’t get it up when you lay the D
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| Well, I suggest you switch your mind state
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| When people ask you how it’s going just say, «I'm great», okay
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| Well, I suggest you switch your mind state
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| When people ask you how it’s going just say, «I'm great», «I'm great» |