
Date of issue: 15.02.2010
Record label: Sire
Song language: English
Overture |
Once upon a time, there was a little ogre named Shrek |
Who lived with his parents in a bog by a tree |
It was a pretty nasty place |
But he was happy because ogres like nasty |
On his birthday, the little ogre’s parents sat him down to talk |
Just as all ogre’s parents had for hundreds of years before |
Listen son, you’re growing up so quickly |
Growing up, bigger by the day |
Although we want you here |
The rules are very clear |
Now you’re seven… |
Now you’re seven… |
So it’s time to go away |
Your Mama packed a sandwich for your trip |
Your Papa packed your boots in case of snow |
You’re gonna make us proud, no backing up allowed |
Just keep walking… |
Just keep walking… |
And you’ll find somewhere to go |
It’s a big bright beautiful world |
With happiness all around |
It’s peaches and cream |
And every dream comes true |
But not for you |
It’s a big, bright, beautiful world |
With possibilities everywhere |
And just around the bend |
There’s a friend or two |
But not for you |
We’re ugly, son |
Which means that life is harder |
People hate the things they cannot understand |
And when they look at us they tend to make a fuss |
Burn our houses down |
And chase us |
Off our land |
It’s important that you find a cozy cesspit |
A place no one would ever dare to tread |
And if they happen by make sure you terrify them |
If you don’t, son… |
If you don’t, son… |
Then you’ll surely wind up dead |
Good-bye! |
Good-bye! |
Watch out for men with pitch-forks! |
And so the little ogre went off and found a muddy patch of swampland |
Far, far away from the world that despised him |
And there he stayed for many years |
Tucked away, and all alone… which was just the way he liked it |
(sung) |
Keep your big bright beautiful world |
I’m happy where I am, all alone |
I got all I need |
So read the stinkin' sign! |
Keep your big bright beautiful world |
I party on my own anyway |
Doin' what I can |
With a one-man conga line |
Yeah, your big bright beautiful world |
Is all teddy bears and unicorns |
Take your fluffy fauna |
And shove it where the sun don’t shine! |
I prefer a life like this |
It’s not that complicated |
Sure, I’m fated to be lonely |
And I’m destined to be hated |
If you read the books, they say |
It’s why I was created |
But I don’t care |
'Cause being liked |
Is grossly overrated |
Who needs a big bright beautiful world? |
I got my own little patch of the world! |
It’s not a big bright beautiful world |
But it’s mine! |
Alone! |
It’s mine! |
And it’s mine! |
All mine! |
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