| 2021 flew by like it was passing a pilot
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| January started violent with the Capitol riot
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| They broke in with no hesitance, Kamala was the first
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| Woman and person of color to be Vice President
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| February was very heavy, we wasn’t ready
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| Found out Gorilla Glue holds hair and holds it very steady
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| I’m just playing, but saying it’s no exaggeration
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| Gorilla Glue girl was in a sticky situation
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| Speaking of things that stay together and stick
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| Kim and Kanye pulled apart, said they were calling it quits
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| A lotta couples had to break off
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| Don’t know what offset the beef but I think Saweetie told Quavo takeoff
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| Just do it, get the coin, we know money rules
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| Lil Nas gave a new definition to bloody shoes
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| Montero’s kicks were too hot to handle
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| We all got entangled in Derek Jaxn’s cheating scandal
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| A lotta rappers in the game and we see 'em flex
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| But ain’t nobody like the legendary DMX
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| We lost a legend, the rawest repping, he’s up in heaven
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| Him and Biggie and Pac having a cypher session
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| The world cried for George Floyd, I know you heard it
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| Together we celebrated for Chauvin’s guilty verdict
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| They tried to keep Bill locked up but they couldn’t
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| He got released from prison from time that he put in
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| Allegations against T.I. |
| a mystery
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| But best believe he gon' fix it expeditiously
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| Floyd’s the goat in the ring, the competition falls
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| He went and put the L in Logan Paul
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| He goes to work in a fight, he stays smashing 'em
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| Fifteen years we kept up with the Kardashians
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| Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson got doe to waste
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| So for fun they decided they would go to space
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| DaBaby made remarks, hoped that they would pass
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| But the LGBTQ was all up on that ass
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| Simone withdrew from the Olympics, mental health intact
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| Sha’Carri showed us she be smoking on and off the track
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| Got disqualified for a little bit of ganja
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| Ye’s tribute to his mama, he gave the world Donda
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| Andrew Cuomo resigned, they said he wilding
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| Everybody lost their balance, they banned the crate challenge
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| They threw the book at R. Kelly, the judge said bing bong
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| I rather be pissed off than to be pissed on
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| Certified Lover Boy dropped and it was popping
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| Album cover had more baby mamas than Tristan Thompson
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| I hope this COVID situation gets better
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| They gave Facebook a face-lift and renamed it Meta
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| O got the dance moves, swag, he always carry it.
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| Omarion challenge brought us the omicron variant
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| Kourtney and Trav getting ready for marriage
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| She barking up the right tree when it comes to Travis
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| A prop gun tragedy, Alec so upset
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| We still wanna know who brought a loaded gun on set
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| Dave speaks about his friend, but then he has to answer
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| Some people thought he was insensitive to transgenders
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| 2022, we can’t take safety casually
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| Rip to those lost at the Astro World tragedy
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| We all make mistakes and learn from them eventually
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| Had enough Baby and DaniLeigh drama to last a century
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| We hope Ahmaud’s killers get prosecuted further
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| Kyle Rittenhouse showed us how to get away with murder
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| We learned a lotta dances, broke a lot of trends
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| RIP Young Dolph, when will the violence end?
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| Gone but not forgotten from the seeds that he sowed
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| A fashion icon remembered, the great Virgil Abloh
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| After ten years, Meg and Devin had to split up
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| P. Diddy and Joie Chavis decided they should get up
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| We had some good times, spilled a lotta tea
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| It’s been thirteen years, Britney Spears finally free
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| We gotta keep going even when our tank’s on zero
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| And be more like Rihanna, a real national hero
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| 'Cause when I do it, yeah, I do it one time
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| I’ll see y’all next year, Shade Room, Justina Valentine |