Lyrics Flat Earth Theme - Just Jack, Parson Jones

Flat Earth Theme

I met a girl named Bertha
She said she was a Flat Earther
On her way to the conference
I said you know that that’s nonsense
She said this shit’s not nonsense
You don’t even know, have you heard my silence?
I said what about science?
And she said science don’t give me no love
I got talking to Linda
She was out on a bender
Swiping through Tinder
I said how’s that working for you?
She said it’s not working
It’s regret and embarrassment lurking
But it’s late and I’m lonely and hurting
And where else can I get me some love?
Holding on for dear life
Always the bridesmaid but never the bride
A billion tiny islands in the ocean
All these characters I dream
Variations on a theme
Variations on a theme
Variations on a theme