| Sheila put the knife down
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| And come on back to bed
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| Sheila put the knife down
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| I was joking when I said
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| You’re an only child and it really shows
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| I’m a heartless prick, God only knows
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| Every young girl’s dream to catch her
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| Boyfriend digging in her purse
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| What’d I tell you?
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| We’re all fucked up some or other way
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| Some of us collect, but most of us pay
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| We’re all fucked up some or other way
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| Some of us collect, but most of us pay
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| Ooooh oooh ooh ooh oooh ooh ooh
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| Sheila put the knife down
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| There’s a lot I never said
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| Sheila put the knife down
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| Or go ahead and kill me dead
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| You’re an only child and it really shows
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| And I’m a heartless prick, God only knows
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| Every young girl’s dream to find
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| Her boyfriend lying on her floor
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| What’d I tell you?
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| We’re all fucked up some or other way
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| Some of us collect, but most of us pay
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| We’re all fucked up some or other way
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| Some of us collect, but most of us pay
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| Ooooh oooh ooh ooh oooh ooh ooh
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| Ooooh oooh ooh ooh oooh ooh ooh
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| So quiet, you walk into the room, well
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| I should’ve known this was gonna happen soon
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| Don’t laugh, get it over quick
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| Sheila you don’t love me
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| You just want someone around
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| So Sheila put the knife down
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| I was joking when I said
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| We’re all fucked up some or other way
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| Some of us collect, but most of us pay
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| We’re all fucked up some or other way
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| Some of us collect, but most of us pay
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| We’re all fucked up some or other way
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| Some of us collect, but most of us pay
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| We’re all fucked up some or other way
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| Watch it come down, I’ll see you someday
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| Sheila put the knife down
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| Ooooh oooh ooh ooh oooh ooh ooh
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| Sheila put the knife down
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| Ooooh oooh ooh ooh oooh ooh ooh |