| Let me tell you how it will be
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| There’s one for you and nineteen for me
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| 'Cause I’m the taxman, yes, I’m the taxman
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| (That man is rough; now dig this)
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| Should five per cent appear too small
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| Just be thankful I don’t take it all
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| (Taxman is something else, isn’t he?)
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| 'Cause I’m the taxman, yes, I’m the taxman
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| (Now dig this)
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| If you drive a truck, I’ll tax the street
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| If you try to fix it, I’ll tax your seat
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| If you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat
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| If you take a walk (now this is awful). |
| I’ll tax your feet
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| 'Cause I’m the taxman
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| This is awful
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| Now don’t ask me what it’s for
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| If you don’t wanna pay, pay some more
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| 'Cause I’m the taxman, yes, I’m the taxman
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| (Now dig this)
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| Now my advice for those who die
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| (This is awful)
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| Beware of the pennies on your eyes
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| 'Cause I’m the taxman, yes, I’m the taxman
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| And you’re working for me and no one but me
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| The taxman is rough
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| He come and get you any time he wanna
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| Do you believe he come and get your old lady?
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| That taxman is a blip
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