| Everyone says I’m a scream
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| The strangest gal they’ve ever seen
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| I read the saddest books and that’s no lie
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| I go to every funeral too
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| And here’s the reason why I do
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| There’s nothing that I’d rather do than cry
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| She loves to cry
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| I love to cry
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| She loves to cry
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| I love to cry
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| You never know when or why she’s going to cry
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| I sure love a movie show
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| The comedies are great although
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| It’s time they hit the villain with a pie
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| The people all around me laugh
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| But me I just can’t stand to guffaw
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| And I break down and have myself a cry
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| She loves to cry
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| I love to cry
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| She loves to cry
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| I love to cry
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| You never know when or why she’s going to cry
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| (June starts crying)
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| Hey, Jethro?
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| Huh?
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| This sure is a sad song, ain’t it?
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| Well, the song itself ain’t so sad, Homer, but the way she sings it,
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| it’s brutal.
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| (June cries louder)
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| She was on the radio
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| They quizzed her and because she knew her name
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| They handed her the jackpot prize
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| They thought that she’d be happy then
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| But you should see their faces when
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| The tears began a flowing from her eyes
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| I love to cry
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| She loves to cry
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| I love to cry
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| She loves to cry
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| You never know when or why she’s going to cry
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| I got a boyfriend he’s okay
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| He bring me flowers everyday
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| But he don’t bring me violets or a rose
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| I guess he knows me pretty well
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| Instead of daisies from the dale
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| He brings a bunch of onions cause he knows
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| She loves to cry
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| I love to cry
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| She loves to cry
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| And that’s no lie
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| You never know where or why she’s going to cry
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| (June starts crying)
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| She loves to cry
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| She loves to cry
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| You never know when or why she’s going to cry |