| Howdy, Fellers!
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| Ah, hello there, Junebug.
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| What ya’ll doing standing on your heads?
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| Well, after we took you home last night and you kissed us.
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| We climbed up the door, and opened the stairs
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| We said our nightshirts and put on our prayers
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| We turned off the bed and crawled into the light
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| And all because you kissed us (kissing sound) goodnight
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| Gosh, fellers, that ain’t nothing. |
| Wait till you’uns hear what happened to me.
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| I powdered my hair and pinned up my nose
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| I hung up the bath and I turned on my clothes
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| I put out the clock and I wound the cat up tight
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| And all because you’uns kissed me (kissing sound) goodnight
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| Next evening we felt normal, so we went out again
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| And we all started kissing
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| And you know what happened then?
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| What, June?
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| I ran up the shade and I pulled down the stairs
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| I curled up the rug, and I vacuumed my hairs
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| I just couldn’t tell my left foot from my right
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| And all because you’uns kissed me (whistling sound) goodnight
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| I painted the field and I plowed up the shed
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| I cut up the pigs and I fed ‘em to the bread
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| And I milked the horse and I saddled up the cow
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| And all because you’uns kissed me, ooh-wow
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| We tuned up our teeth and brushed our guitars
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| We smoked our breakfast and eat some big cigars
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| We got our uncle loaded and shook hands with our guns
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| And all because you kissed us, honeybunch
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| I was so slap-hap-happy, I couldn’t sing them blues
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| We got so durn mixed up we even put on our shoes
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| You climbed up the door we opened the stair
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| I said my nightshirt Jethro: Then you put on your prayers
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| It was the evening of the night and the sun was shining bright
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| And all because we kissed (kissing sound) goodnight
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| Hey, June, how about another kiss, kiss for me?
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| Yeah, how about one for me too, June.
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| Now you wait a minute, Homer. |
| It’s my turn.
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| Now Jethro you had enough.
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| Aww, now wait a minute fellers. |
| Close your eyes and pucker up and I’ll kiss the
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| both of you.
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| (kissing sound)
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| Hey, June.
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| Huh?
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| You need to shave.
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| What do you mean I need to shave? |
| You just kissed Jethro.
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| Well, good night! |