Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Silly Goofball Poems, artist - Juliana Hatfield. Date of issue: 10.07.2006
Song language: English
Silly Goofball Poems |
| The Moose is a noble dolt |
| The Elk is a fool |
| The Rhinoceros is the biggest bore of them all |
| The Hippopatamus is a Giant River Pig |
| The Hyena is a striped dog who thought he was a laughing Horse |
| The Lion is a Queer Cat who by the power of his Queerness became a great Jowled |
| Cat |
| The Tiger is a pure cat |
| The Panther hates cats |
| The Cheetah is a dog who thought he was a Fast Cat |
| The Giraffe is a Horse who grew fond of Tree-Top Leaves |
| The Snake has a body beautiful, And the Elephant is the Lord, the Hook & Curl |
| of his trunk, the long lashed Eye |
| The Sloth is a Chinese Poet upsidedown |
| The Ant-Eater is a long-nosed investigator of Villages |
| The Scorpion is a Sea-Spider trapped on land |
| The Whale is More so |
| The man is very strange |
| The Spider monkey is a little fool |
| The Pekinese Doll is a dog |
| The Dachshund is a snake full of love |
| The Siamese Cat is an Angry Monkey |
| The Woman is a cellular mesh of lies as well as a Scratcher |
| The Woman has a dark blossom betwwen her thighs |
| The Buddha is Known |
| The Messiah is Unborn |
| The Boll Weevil is a pants rotter |
| The ant a Warrior |
| The worm is a long history oozing out of Who? |
| Who ! |
| Mu ! |
| Wu ! |
| The dog is a god |
| The dog is a balker |
| The Leopard is Incontinent, said Dante, free from the Severity of Leopard |
| The Angel Rules the Jungle |
| Blake is Blake |
| The Cow has its own way with water |
| And the Tick sticks in your hair & swells — |
| The Shark I never Saw |
| The purple ass baboon is Insane |
| The Sparrow is a little grey bird |
| The Chimpanzee is Wise |
| The American a Sniper |
| The Gull a bringer of Snail Shells |
| The Parrot I love |
| The snail knows the Unborn Void of Tao and that’s why he left his house for Gull |
| The Sea Bird is all Belly |
| Crows are Dawn Singers |
| The Bee hums busily |
| The Frog leaped out of Water |
| The Abominable Snowman is not abominable at all, he dosen’t hurt anybody — |
| The Rat has many theories — |
| The Spider means money — |
| The Fly has Seven Million brothers — |
| The Seal is on my roof |
| The Goose goes north |
| The Robin wins the spring |
| The caterpillar waits |
| The Nightingale I have been |
| The mockingbird loves TV aerials |
| The Rabbit |
| The vulture trails the Puma |
| The wolf snaps the bear |
| The Lizard |
| The Eeel |
| The Octopus |
| The Tapeworm |
| The Finger |
| The Cock |
| The Germ |
| The Fingernail |
| The Wall |
| The Swordfish has a Beak of Wood |
| The Lobster is friendly |
| The flea leaps |
| The Cockroach is Reverenced |
| The Bedbug rolls |