Lyrics What Not To Do - Judah Kelly

What Not To Do

Well I was sitting at the bar
Happy Owl, working on my 3rd whiskey sal
Bartender said, «Son ive gotta ask
What your drowning there in that glass
I’m here to help ya if I can if its a woman you’re on your own man
Cause I’ve been
Heart broke
Strung out
Bombed out
Hung out on the line
Gone from hero to zero at least 100 times
I can’t tell what it takes to make that pretty little thing to fall in love
with you
I can tell you what not to do
Show you a couple of my own wrong moves
Yeah I could tell you a thing or two
About what not to do
If you wanna burn a bridge down till' its ash
Bet on a horse that comes in last
Playing a sad song on the guitar
Well then your sitting in the perfect bar
(Bridge)
But if its love on the line
My advice is don’t take mine
Cause I’ve been
Heart broke
Strung out
Bombed out
Hung out on the line
Gone from Superman to no man’s land in no time
I can’t tell what it takes to make that pretty little thing to fall in love
with you
I can tell you what not to do
Show you a couple of my own wrong moves
Yeah I could tell you a thing or two
About what not to do
(Bridge)
I’ve been good to go
Blown up in smoke and back again
So if you’ve got love
You can’t lose I don’t know what to tell you
I’ve been
Heart broke
Strung out
Bombed out
Hung out on the line
Gone from VIP to Sailor V 100 damn times
I can’t tell what it takes to make that pretty little thing to fall in love
with you
I can tell you what not to do
Show you a couple of my own wrong moves
Yeah I could tell you a thing or two
About what not to do"