| I’m a bookworm, nosebleed
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| Some nerd, with cold feet
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| Intern, labrat
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| Hazmat, broke geek
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| My line of work can be lonely
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| Livin' large, you know that I won’t be
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| I don’t like risk, I take no leaps
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| And I hate heights — vertigo, see?
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| I got no friends, that means no beefs
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| Straight A’s, zero trophies
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| Overdue bills — I got no cheese
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| But I got tricks — up both sleeves
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| Aunt May says I’m so sweet
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| Can’t say that she knows me
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| Stay on good terms with this bookworm
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| Or it’s your turn for a nosebleed
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| You ready arachnophobes?
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| Line up the cast — I’ll snap your bones
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| Crack my knuckles, and wrap my knuckles
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| Then bash your skull in and crack some jokes
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| Got your kingpinned — back to ropes
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| Snag a selfie — tag and post
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| Snap a shot in an action pose
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| When I’m swagged out like a fashion show
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| Whoo! |
| Better respect me dude
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| If you haven’t already then check the suit
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| Count the legs on my chest, you’ll never forget
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| The income I’ll net is you
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| If you give me attitudeThen
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| I’ll ling it back at you
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| I’ll have you head over heels, ya thugs
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| The mud is what you’ll be dragging through ooh
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| How many people can say
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| They struggle to juggle a girlfriend
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| A career and a family
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| While trying to counter the world’s end
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| I got plenty of enemies — take 'em to court
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| That’s a typical day in New York
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| I kinda feel like a superhero
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| But what can I say, I’m a dork!
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| You know what comes with this great power
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| I’m not so tall, but watch me tower
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| Why would you ever fear of fallin'
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| When my web will catch you?
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| Why would I wanna think of stoppin'
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| When I know I’m meant to
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| I know what comes with this great power
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| You could say
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| I’m the Radioactive-arachnid-advocate type
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| A side effect of my genetic mutation
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| Now I’m acrobatic in flights
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| I kinda look strapping in tights
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| But under the mask, you’ll find I’m relatable
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| Aside from the fact that I’m leaving
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| A web everywhere, but it’s biodegradable
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| When I’m on foot, I’m in rare form
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| I prefer to throw fists while I’m airborne
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| I got Spidey Senses getting me ready
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| There’s nothing I’m never prepared for
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| I’m the pain train for these gangbangers
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| I’ll take the reigns when you face danger
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| I’ll hang 'em out to dry from a skyscraper
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| I float like a butterfly, but forget stingers
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| No need for Venom, a web slinger
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| I never seen or heard of Peter Parker
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| Bet he’s a dead ringer
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| Check that your enemies aren’t your friends
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| This one is for Uncle Ben
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| Who needs the Avengers
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| When I can get my own revenge?
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| You know what comes with this great power
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| I’m not so tall but watch me tower
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| Why would you ever fear of fallin'
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| When my web will catch you?
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| Why would I wanna think of stoppin'
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| When I know I’m meant to
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| I know what comes with this great power
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| Take my hand and I’ll protect you
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| When my senses start to tingle
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| Cuz together we can get through
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| Did I mention that I’m single?
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| But when MJ calls me back, I’m off the market
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| We’ve got our problems
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| Cuz I’m such a workaholic
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| But hey, greatness is attainable
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| When you’ve got the will to be
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| Just so long as you can haul responsibility
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| Listen up Mr. Negative
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| I’m an optimist, so you better split
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| Norman Osborn — who elected him?
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| Forget Oscorp, I got web to spin
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| Time for Rhino to hit the bricks
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| He’s thick in the skin, but dim in the wits
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| Shocker just botched a robbery job
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| Good luck getting loose when I’m lockin' you up
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| Scorpion, get over here
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| Your toxin just got me snoring here
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| I’ll pluck the Vulture’s feathers and then
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| I’ll send him soaring — clear
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| Crank the voltage and get results
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| Electro’s shocked — better check his pulse
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| A messy pulp is what’ll be left of you
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| Careful surfin' the web, my dudes
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| I’d make a great cop
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| I get work done, but I play hard
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| Anyone in trouble guess who they called
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| When a bomb’s dropped, or a bank robbed
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| Psycho scientist who just got laid off
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| You should think twice 'fore you break laws
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| I hate to say it MJ
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| But I’m thinking of quitting my day job
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| You know what comes with this great power
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| I’m not so tall but watch me tower
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| Why would you ever fear of fallin'
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| When my web will catch you?
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| Why would I wanna think of stoppin'
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| When I know I’m meant to
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| I know what comes with this great power |