| Once again, these toadstool fools have made a grave mistake
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| I’m just dying to see you all get out of this one! |
| Hahahahaha!
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| Not so fast, you ghastly ghoul!
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| A challenger approaches, you’ll have to duel!
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| So if your house is haunted? |
| Do not have any fear!
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| Stand up, put your hands together, cuz your hero is here
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| When the boos are abound
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| Too many frights to be found
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| There’s only one guy you’re gonna call (It's-a-me)
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| He’s brave and he’s brash
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| He’s got a manly moustache
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| He’s the underdog in overalls (Wahoo)
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| So when those spooky spirits need some spankin'
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| He’ll be the man you can be thoroughly thankin' (You're welcome)
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| He’s scared of nothin', cuz he’s coursing with courage (Ha-Ha)
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| If duty’s callin', he’s already heard it
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| This mansion may scare your pants off
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| So hike up your trousers
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| Look on the bright side
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| You won’t be findin' no Bowsers
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| Gloves off, now this ain’t no game
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| He’ll save the day, and you know his name
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| Super Mario (Wait. Wait What?)
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| He’s Super Mario
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| Steadfast and strong he never needs any help
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| He’s beefy and bold, does everything by himself (Come' on!)
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| Plus, he’s a solo plumber so you know that he’s handy
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| At the least, Princess Peach is his only family
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| He’s so sexy no one else can compare
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| Under his hat he has Italian stallion level of hair
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| He’s gonna run a gauntlet of ghosts
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| And by now you know who King Boo is fearing the most!
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| It’s Super Mario! |
| (I'm Luigi!)
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| Super Mario!
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| He does have one companion he considers a brother (Okay, okay!)
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| And he is more resourceful than any other
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| His name is Toad!
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| Toad, Toad, Toad, Toad, Toad!!!
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| (Mama-mia, I give up! .)
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| This song is all 'bout Mario and his team
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| His life is hard, cuz he has no immediate family
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| He wears red all the time because red is so mean
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| He’d never get caught dead wearing the color green
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| Because green is the color of jealousy
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| Yeah! |