| I’m a bit of an anomaly, an oddball marsupial monstrosity
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| I’m not just another wombat or wallaby
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| If you ain’t a bandicoot, you’re a wannabe
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| I gotta thank Cortex for evolving me
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| Have I become a problem? |
| Huh, probably
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| Now that I’m on the run nobody’s stoppin' me
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| I’m comin' for ya' Tawna, do you want a piece? |
| (Oh)
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| Spinnin' 'til I’m dizzy, and I’ll knock your teeth out
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| Your mouth, as I jump on any box I see
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| Lookin' for sweet, anyone got a peach?
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| What about a Wumpa Fruit? |
| Give 'em all to me!
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| Doctor Neo’s evil plots will be obsolete
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| When I crash this party, wee!
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| I’m leaving every single incompetent boss defeated
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| Then I’ll execute a dance move flawlessly
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| With Aku Aku, I’ll sock and bop you
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| Gonna start by stomping on Papu Papu
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| Knocked Ripper Roo off of a waterfall, woo!
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| Koala Kong, brah, I’ve come to rock you!
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| Say hello to my little friend
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| Pity that Pinstripe isn’t in trend
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| Yo Nitrus Brio, you’ll meet your end
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| Choking on a potion, you second-rate henchmen!
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| Hop, on my hoverboard and fly
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| Hog, let me take you for a ride
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| Gone back and forth in time, and it has warped my mind
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| I’ve gotten killed a lot, but I’m not short of lives
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| I’ve had more adventures than Francis Drake
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| And you can tell Nathan that I plan to stay
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| 'Cause I crash all night, crash all day
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| Crash by job, crash my name
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| I’m wound up like a, woo, woo, woo!
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| Ooda Booga!
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| Cortex, I’ve never been a fan of you
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| So when I grab a crystal, and a gem or two
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| Remember that you ain’t a man I’d ever 'em to
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| So don’t forget who put the Crash in the Bandicoot (you!)
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| Met a couple loco komodos
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| Who like sword throwing, so I told 'em no-no
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| I’m quicker than a ninja, now you’re in my dojo
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| Don’t trust Cortex, I know Coco!
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| Brother, what would you ever do without me?
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| Girl power, represent it proudly
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| I’m a genius, equally sweet and mean
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| And I’m callin' out geeks with PhDs
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| You’re gonna wanna squash beef with me
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| Or I’ll light you guys up like TNT
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| Keep it down Coco, I really need to sleep!
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| You both look like a meal for me to eat!
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| Woah, easy Tiger, you don’t wanna try me!
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| We’ll tell everyone why they call you Tiny
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| Give me the crystals you’ve collected
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| Don’t even get me started N. Gin!
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| I’ll trigger that missile that you filled your head with!
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| And wreck your mech, bet that was expensive
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| A bandicoot ain’t a pest to mess with
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| If I end up dead, I get sent to Heaven!
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| The best platformer, resurrected
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| But that doesn’t mean we got one dimension
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| Get a jetpack strapped on your back
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| Even in zero grav, I’ll drop your ass!
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| 'Cause I crash all night, crash all day
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| Crash play nice, crash insane
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| Crash with pride, crash with shame
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| Now it’s time to masquerade!
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| I’m wound up like a (woo!), tornado babe
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| Just cut me loose and (woo!), I’ll go insane
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| Later I may take a snooze on the beach
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| But now’s the time to move your booty
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| Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me!
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| Damn you, Bandicoot
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| By the N on my forehead, I will put an end to you!
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| The end of me, you’ll never get to see
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| I’ll treat your friends to some entropy!
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| N. Tropy, you’ve met already?
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| That wasn’t what I meant, just forget it, C
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| Your head is massive, but I bet it’s empty
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| That N looks more like an L, you get me?
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| Found a vortex, warp in time
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| Now my brain is sort of fried
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| Gems and crystals, more to find
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| Hold it, those aren’t yours, they’re mine!
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| Uka-Uka, free at last!
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| Jeepers, that’s a freaky mask!
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| Still, it’s not as creepy as the ugly mug that Neo has
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| Taking a trip to a medieval past
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| Found a tomb in Egypt, went deep in that
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| Wish I was a greezer, 'cause I’m feeling fast
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| I’ll run these streets, like I’m speeding past
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| Even faster than a supersonic hedgehog
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| Y’all better make like Sega, get lost
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| That goes for the plumber too!
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| Yo Nintendo, I got your number dude!
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| I’ll never quit running my mouth
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| Just like with the competition, I’ll be running 'em out
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| Dingodile, why do you like playing with fire?
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| When I put you on ice, you should try stayin' retired
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| Dr. Cortex, that’s your plan right?
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| After we kick your ass again, right?
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| Now your mask and I will clash!
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| Buckle up motherfucker, it’s time to crash!
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| I’m wound up like a, (woo!), tornado babe
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| Just cut me loose and, (woo!), I’ll go insane
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| Later I may take a snooze on the beach
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| But now’s your time to move your booty
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| Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me |