| I’m a bit of an anomaly
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| An oddball marsupial monstrosity
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| I’m not just another wombat or wallaby
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| If you ain’t a bandicoot, you’re a wannabe
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| I gotta thank Cortex for evolving me
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| Have I become a problem? |
| Probably
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| Now that I’m on the run, nobody’s stopping me
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| I’m coming for you Tawna, do you want a piece?
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| Spinnin' 'til I’m dizzy and I’ll knock your teeth
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| Out your mouth as I jump on any box I see
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| Looking for something sweet, anyone got a peach?
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| (What about a Wumpa Fruit?) Give 'em all to me
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| Doctor Neo’s evil plots will be obsolete when I crash this party (wee)
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| I’m leaving every single incompetent boss defeated
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| Then I’ll execute a dance move flawlessly
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| With Aku Aku, I’ll sock and bop you
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| Gonna start by stomping on Papu Papu
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| Knocked Ripper Roo off of a waterfall (woo)
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| Koala Kong, brah, I’ve come to rock you
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| Say hello to my little friend
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| Pity that Pinstripe isn’t in trend
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| Yo, Nitrus Brio, you’ll meet your end
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| Choking on a potion, you second-rate henchman
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| Hop on my hoverboard and fly
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| Hog, let me take you for a ride
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| Gone back and forth in time and it has warped my mind
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| I’ve gotten killed a lot, but I’m not short of lives
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| I’ve had more adventures than Francis Drake
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| And you can tell Nathan that I plan to stay
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| Cuz I Crash all night, Crash all day
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| Crash by job, Crash by name
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| I’m wound up like a tornado, babe
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| Just cut me loose and I’ll go insane
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| Later, I may take a snooze on the beach
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| But now’s the time to move your booty
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| Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me
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| Cortex, I’ve never been a fan of you
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| So when I grab a crystal and a gem or two
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| Remember that you ain’t a man I’d ever hand 'em to
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| So don’t forget who put the Crash in the Bandicoot
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| Met a couple loco komodos
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| Who like sword throwing, so I told 'em no-no
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| I’m quicker than a ninja, now you’re in my dojo
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| Don’t trust Cortex
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| I know, Coco
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| Brother, would you ever do without me?
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| Girl power, represent it proudly
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| I’m a genius, equally sweet and mean
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| And I’m calling out geeks with PhDs
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| You’re gonna wanna squash beef with me
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| Or I’ll light you guys up like TNT
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| Keep it down, Coco, I really need to sleep
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| You both look like a meal for me to eat
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| Whoa, easy Tiger, you don’t wanna try me
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| We’ll tell everyone why they call you Tiny
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| Give me the crystals you’ve collected
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| Don’t even get me started, N. Gin
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| I’ll trigger that missile that you filled your head with
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| And wreck your mech, I bet that was expensive
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| A bandicoot ain’t a pest to mess with
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| If I end up dead, I’ll get sent to heaven
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| The best platformer, resurrected
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| But that dosen’t mean we got one dimension
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| Get a jetpack strapped on your back
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| Even in zero grav, I’ll drop your ass
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| 'Cause I Crash all night
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| Crash all day
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| Crash play nice
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| Crash insane
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| Crash with pride
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| Crash with shame
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| Now it’s time to masquerade
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| I’m wound up like a tornado, babe
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| Just cut me loose and I’ll go insane
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| Later, I may take a snooze on the beach
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| But now’s the time to move your booty
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| Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me
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| Damn you, Bandicoot
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| By the «N» on my forehead, I will put an end to you
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| The end of me, you’ll never get to see
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| I’ll treat you and your friends with some entropy
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| N. Tropy, you’ve met already?
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| That wasn’t what I meant, just forget it, C
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| Your head is massive, but I bet it’s empty
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| That «N» looks more like an «L», ya get me?
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| Found a vortex warp in time
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| Now my brain is sort of fried
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| Gems and crystals, more to find
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| Hold it, those aren’t yours, they’re mine!
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| Uka-Uka, free at last
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| Jeepers, that’s a freaky mask
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| Still, it’s not as creepy as the ugly mug that Neo has
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| Taking a trip to a medieval past
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| Found a tomb in Egypt, went deep in that
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| Wish I was a greaser, 'cuz I’m feeling fast
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| I’ll run these streets and I’m speeding past
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| Even faster than a supersonic hedgehog
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| Y’all better make like Sega: get lost
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| That goes for the plumber too
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| Yo Nintendo, I got your number, dude
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| I’ll never quit running my mouth
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| Just like with the competition, I’ll be runnin' 'em out
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| Dingodile, why do you like playing with fire?
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| When I put you on ice, you should try stayin' retired
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| Dr. Cortex, that’s your plan, right?
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| After we kick your ass again, right?
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| Now your mask and mine will clash
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| Buckle up, motherf*cker, it’s time to Crash
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| I’m wound up like a tornado, babe
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| Just cut me loose and I’ll go insane
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| Later, I may take a snooze on the beach
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| But now’s the time to move your booty
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| Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me |