Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Next Console War , by - JT Music. Release date: 09.10.2013
Song language: English
The Next Console War |
| Order! |
| Order! |
| Order in the court! |
| Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please be seated! |
| Mr. Skullkruncher, take the stand |
| Thank you very much, Your Honor |
| I don’t like playing favorites |
| You know how much I hate it |
| I never wanted to break anyone’s heart |
| It’s tearing up my insides |
| Because I have to pick sides |
| Why do the two of you have to make this hard? |
| Buckle up everyone, cause this won’t be fun |
| I gotta choose PS4 or Xbox One |
| Microsoft, you got the Kinect, it’s hot |
| It can recognize me when I step on the spot |
| (Welcome back, master) |
| I got my own robot! |
| You want customization? |
| That’ll give you a lot |
| It never turns off, and that seems pretty sweet |
| But that means that thing will watch me when I sleep |
| OK Sony, whatcha got fo' me? |
| Is the PS4 gonna try to control me? |
| Luckily, the camera’s not mandatory |
| This console war will go down in history! |
| Hundred bucks cheaper? |
| Sounds like a deal |
| Controller with a touch pad |
| (I wanna feel) |
| Sweet gaming engine, freakin' Unreal |
| Plus you can share games, now I’m gonna steal! |
| I don’t like playing favorites |
| You know how much I hate it |
| I never wanted to break anyone’s heart |
| It’s tearing up my insides |
| Because I have to pick sides |
| Why do the two of you have to make this hard? |
| Xbox Live has always been worth it |
| And the new one is gonna run on the same service |
| Sony, you better step the Network up |
| Because PSN didn’t really get worked on (sucked) |
| PlayStation Plus, you oughta try it |
| It enhances the experience, but you gotta buy it |
| PS4 is playing catch-up now |
| 'Cause Microsoft has the best online around |
| They got Titanfall, and of course, Halo |
| Versus InFAMOUS: Second Son and Killzone |
| Exclusive names, which one to choose? |
| All I know is red rings, I’m done with you! |
| Sony, you got your share of problems too |
| Defective disc drives and GPU |
| All this next-gen stuff better be Grade-A beef |
| Because my backup plan is a Nintendo Wii! |
| I don’t like playing favorites |
| You know how much I hate it |
| I never wanted to break anyone’s heart |
| It’s tearing up my insides |
| Because I have to pick sides |
| Why do the two of you have to make this hard? |
| The Xbox at E3: total disaster |
| Microsoft was a stock of laughter |
| Changed all your policies to keep the fans happy |
| While the guys at Nintendo are rapidly fapping (yes!) |
| Whoa Sony, you’re not off the hook |
| Yeah, the Microsoft meltdown made you look good |
| But that’s about it, and I don’t call that balance |
| Plus, your design looks like the Xbox in italics (it does) |
| Don’t get mad cause I just dissed 'em |
| At least Destiny will released on both systems |
| Bungie making games for PlayStation now? |
| Microsoft, that’s your prodigal child! |
| (ouch) |
| Next-Gen is gonna take the world by storm |
| By the end of this rap, it’ll be the Third World War |
| Everybody talkin' smack about the other console |
| Scroll down to the comments and read them all |
| Which one should I own? |
| I’m still not sold |
| I got these console trolls at my throat |
| They’re gonna crucify me either way I go |
| SO SCREW YOU ALL, I’M GONNA BUY 'EM BOTH!!! |
| I don’t like playing favorites |
| You know how much I hate it |
| I never wanted to break anyone’s heart |
| It’s tearing up my insides |
| Because I have to pick sides |
| Why do the two of you have to make this hard? |
| Wow, so glad I decided to get both of these systems |
| Excuse me, sir? |
| Sir? |
| Sir, after taxes that’ll be 967.82 |
| WHAT?! |
| Are you kidding me?! |
| No I’m not, sir |
| Wow, you have lost my business, sir! |
| Okay |
| You and your tyrannical next generation bulls*** can suck it! |
| Could you calm down, sir? |
| Ah, go f*** yourself! |
| Okay |
| Screw this, I’m going back to the N64 |