Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Mob Rap, Pt. 5, artist - JT Music. Date of issue: 21.11.2016
Song language: English
The Mob Rap, Pt. 5 |
| I’m gonna need you guys to wrap it up real quick! |
| Did somebody say, «Rap»? |
| OH NO LORDY HELP ME!!! |
| After all this time, we’ve made some changes |
| Come with me, see the brand new faces! |
| How long has it been? |
| Hard to say! |
| It’s me, Skeleton, but I’ve gone astray! |
| Still a marksman, handy with a bow |
| If I hit you with an arrow, it’ll make you very slow! |
| I’ve been through a lot, can you tell from my clothes? |
| But the bars that I drop are still ice cold! |
| I’m not a zombie, I’m just a husk! |
| I survive the sun from dawn to dusk |
| I like it hot, I’m awful sunburned |
| And when I punch you, I’ll hit you with hunger! |
| My brain is fried, my skin is charred |
| If I don’t kill you, you’ll just starve! |
| When you’re in a desert, you don’t wanna touch me! |
| Do I look like a guy, who’d carry sunscreen? |
| Hey extra crispy, take a seat |
| I’m an iced out bear, but I’ll spit some heat |
| You mess with my cub, and I’ll make you my snack! |
| Get up on my hind legs, and come down with a wack |
| Poke the bear, you get the claws |
| I’ll use your bones to floss my jaws! |
| Damn, that’s cold, I got 'em like burr! |
| By the way, don’t touch the fur |
| I hear them outside my door! |
| (Here we go again!) |
| I can’t take it anymore! |
| (Will this ever end?) |
| These mobs keep on comin' |
| They got me a runnin' |
| How have I survived all the way to Part 5?! |
| Can’t believe I still haven’t died! |
| I don’t have weapons to kill you with |
| And for the last time, I’M NOT A SILVERFISH! |
| Even though that’s kinda what I’m acting like |
| I may be small, but my raps are tight! |
| Ender Pearls make Endermites! |
| So you better stock up on pesticide |
| I’ll hunt you down when I prowl around |
| Get some soul sand, drown it now! |
| STUPID ENDERMAN! |
| I hate these little pests! |
| Eh, What’s up doc? |
| Got any carrots, I like 'em a lot |
| Sorry about hoppin' and chompin' on your crops |
| Somebody say carrots? |
| That’s all that we want! |
| I got a big family, we’re pretty good at eating |
| And I thought chickens we’re the best at breeding! |
| Run! |
| It’s a wolf and he looks pretty hungry! |
| He’s no match for the Killer Bunny! |
| Come prepared if you’re looking for Atlantis |
| If you breathe air, you won’t have an advantage! |
| Razor sharp thorns, laser beam vision |
| Want an easy fight? |
| Better keep fishin'! |
| Our temple is ancient with treasure at the core |
| But it would be wise to stay ashore! |
| Attention squid: You should all get lost! |
| Touch our gold, and you will deal with our boss! |
| Take us out of water, and we just flop |
| I hear them outside my door! |
| (Here we go again!) |
| I can’t take it anymore! |
| (Will this ever end?) |
| These mobs keep on comin' |
| They got me a runnin' |
| How have I survived all the way to Part 5?! |
| Seriously, how am I still alive?! |
| Want to pet me? |
| not today! |
| (Meow!) Come close and I run away |
| (HISSS!) I keep my distance when I stalk my prey |
| Just spotted a chicken a couple blocks away! |
| I’ll be your cat on one condish |
| Keep me fed with a lot of fish! |
| I’ll scare the creepers and protect your home |
| Dogs suck! |
| Cats own! |
| Welcome to the End, keep an eye on the bricks |
| I blend right in because I’m full of tricks! |
| If I hit you with a spell, it will levitate you well |
| And your petty arrows won’t penetrate my shell! |
| Don’t need a stronghold, my shell’s a fort |
| Hit me with a sword, and I teleport! |
| Our defenses will hold you for hours! |
| Watch your step when you climb our towers! |
| My back is aching… My feet are hurtin' |
| Why do I have to… be your servant? |
| I swear to Notch… you keep be workin' |
| I’ll put the beast… back in beast of burden! |
| I’m sick and tired… of bein' treated like vermin |
| DON’T MAKE ME BRING MY HERD IN! |
| Hee Haw! |
| I carry more than a horse |
| But you’re not as fast! |
| Kiss yourself cause you’re an ass! |
| Heads up! |
| (Heads up!) Get low! |
| (Get low!) |
| I’m bout (I'm bout) to blow! |
| (to blow!) |
| I’m known to drop bombs a lot |
| And I’ve been hissin' long before ocelots! |
| Y’all know me, I’m the OG mob! |
| I rap battle zombies and blow things up! |
| So you can call this my bomb track |
| I go out with a bang on a mob rap! |
| Heheh, hey, Sans and Papyrus called |
| They want their puns back! |
| Ah! |
| Shut up, Ghast! |
| Nobody invited you! |
| I hear them outside my door! |
| (Here we go again!) |
| I can’t take it anymore! |
| (Will this ever end?) |
| These mobs keep on comin' |
| They got me a runnin' |
| How have I survived all the way to Part 5?! |
| Wow! |
| What a horrible nightmare! |
| It’s OK. |
| Just a dream. |
| Just a dream |
| (Stray) |
| Until Next Time (Evil laugh) |