Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Greatest Douche Ever Rap, artist - JT Music. Date of issue: 27.10.2014
Song language: English
The Greatest Douche Ever Rap |
| Step into my crib, take in that awful smell |
| You eatin' Mickey D’s? |
| I stick with Taco Bell |
| Pass me the Mountain Dew, because it’s hot as hell |
| Sweaty wifebeater, you know I rock it well |
| OG Gamer and I’m here to prove it |
| Screw you Fruit Ninjas, I think Candy Crush is stupid |
| When I was growin' up, we didn’t have the same toys |
| Before y’all were born, I was playin' Game Boys |
| (You mean the Advance?) Nah punk, I’m talkin' Pocket |
| (I've never heard of that) Turn yo back and keep on walkin' |
| You own a Gamecube? |
| Ha! |
| What are you, three? |
| If you own an NES, then you can talk to me |
| I’ve played 8-bit, I bet you have not |
| See, I been gamin' long before you even had CoD |
| (You should talk, dude) Why? |
| (Do you have balls? Sounds like you’re 13) |
| No, I am an adult! |
| That’s why I’m a trash-talkin' rap god |
| And your face is the place where I’ll let my sack drop |
| Invite your sorry ass to a private chat just |
| So I get the last word and then you’ll get blocked |
| First name Greatest, last name Ever |
| Screw you Drake, you are so not clever |
| Studio gamers tryna take my name |
| But here’s a birth certificate, check the date |
| Seriously, mine came first |
| All you see is sky, all I see is ground |
| Now that I’m at the top, I’m only looking down |
| For every game I play, I win another round |
| The people who have beat me are never found |
| They told me, 'you won’t make it ever' |
| Now I’m sittin' on the throne as the greatest ever |
| (Can I try to play?) Sure, whatever |
| (Let me win for once!) But I still don’t let her |
| (You're a jerk) |
| Sorry baby, gotta hold up that reputation |
| Check out the new sticks, customized |
| Behold Excalibur and this is Wreckin' Time |
| When I’m online, I always get recognized |
| (You make video game raps?) Yep |
| (Get a life!) |
| Haters gonna hate when you are the game king |
| Every single one’s gonna raise up my KD |
| I just gotta thank 'em (why?) |
| Cuz they made me |
| Like I was their Frankenstein, now they hate me |
| We be runnin' this, this isn’t your lobby |
| I’m the reason why your butt is getting sore, buddy |
| You think you’re hot shit? |
| Better check the score, buddy |
| You my clan tag at the top, 4−20 |
| I’m a skilled freak, game-long killstreaks |
| That’s my name that you keep seein' on the killfeed |
| Guilty as charged with winning |
| XP through the roof, chimney |
| Chimney, chimney |
| Through the roof like a mothafuckin' chimney |
| Chimney, like a chimney |
| That doesn’t make sense, but it’s kinda catchy |
| People tell me I should get outside |
| Maybe pick up a sport, because I’m pasty-white |
| You’re a loser if that’s how you spend your time |
| And if you’ve got a tan, you should get a life |
| I started with Machinima way back when |
| But they didn’t discover me, I found them |
| And YouTube is the place that I made my name on |
| Rockin' out on Xbox, screw PlayStation |
| I’ll start up a flame war to kick your ass |
| Publicly humiliate you and get some laughs |
| Even outside the game world, I’m livin' in class |
| Just check out my whip, it’s real efficient on gas |
| Seriously though, 40 miles to the gallon |
| 2013 Honda Civic, excellent car |
| Oh, time for the chorus |
| All you see is sky, all I see is ground |
| Now that I’m at the top, I’m only looking down |
| For every game I play, I win another round |
| The people who have beat me are never found |
| They told me, 'you won’t make it ever' |
| Now I’m sittin' on the throne as the greatest ever |
| Screw Call of Duty because Halo’s better |
| Even if I lose, I never rage quit, never |