| Neighbors gather 'round
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| Let’s get the party started
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| All the moms are out of town
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| Dream Daddies you are wanted
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| Shirt tucked into his blue denim jeans
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| He’s got 'em filled out
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| Plus his buttocks stretch out the seams
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| With glistening Bi’s and Tri’s
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| Lookin' nice and tight in his sleeves
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| And just enough scruff, gruff, and tough
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| But just as kind as can be
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| I’m a single father and I’m back on the market
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| Lookin' for a lover and a dad is the target
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| But I got a daughter, nothing comes above her
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| Wanna have an awkward chat? |
| Let me start it!
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| What a great barbeque, party’s bumpin'!
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| Thanks! |
| Got any buns I can put my dog in?
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| (Huh?)
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| That came out wrong, change the topic
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| I brought a salad, who wants to toss it?
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| (Ew!)
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| Oh my god, I’ll stop talkin'
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| So much for all the social bondin'
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| Let’s start over, I beg your pardon
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| Your house is charming and I love your garden!
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| Can I take a seat? |
| My dogs are barkin'!
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| If you like bad dad jokes, I got them
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| Stocks are rising on the father market
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| You’re the kind of guy I’d invest my heart in
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| Shouldn’t be a problem if you already got kids
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| Doesn’t mean you and me can’t get a spark lit
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| You can be the plug if I can be the socket
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| I’ll give you the key to my heart
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| (Unlock it!)
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| You got me feelin' like I’m dreamin'
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| I’m not even asleep
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| One father to another
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| I see you and me as a team
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| Cause when we got to talkin'
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| Something struck me magically
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| The way you look at me
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| Could you be the Dream Daddy for me?
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| (Dream Daddy for me)
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| We’re the new family on the street
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| With a lot of neighbors that we gotta meet!
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| I’d rather kick back, get back to nappin'!
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| Or better yet, don’t forget about unpacking!
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| Ah! |
| Dad, stop, let’s grab a coffee!
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| I picked up my wallet and we started walking
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| Met a hipster dad, and his name was Mat
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| The banana bread he made tasted rad
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| Then we went to the park to get a little fresh air
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| Another dad named Brian, me and Amanda met there
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| He hit me with a frisbee, but all is forgiven
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| When I whooped him in a father-daughter competition!
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| Maybe next time Brian, try a little harder
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| Forgot about him and his whiny little daughter
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| When I ran into Joseph, a clean-cut father
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| But he’s got a wife? |
| Not for much longer!
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| Just kidding! |
| But damn, it’s a shame
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| Later on, I went to bar to watch a game
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| Bumped into Robert who was not a talker
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| Till we took a couple shots and he got even hotter
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| Woke up hungover, went to stretch my legs
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| Who could’ve guessed I’d cross paths with my old friend Craig?
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| Hard to believe the great shape the guy’s in
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| Can you show me a couple exercises?
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| I met a gothic stud with a love for dogs
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| Name’s Damien, he comes off as odd
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| Took me on a date to a graveyard at night
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| He looks like a vampire, but he doesn’t bite!
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| If Ya want a dad who’s well-read instead
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| Hugo’s the go-to, dressed the best
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| He’s a nerd who wrestles with a thing for cheese?
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| Sounds like a Dream Daddy to me
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| You got me feelin' like I’m dreamin'
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| I’m not even asleep
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| One father to another
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| I see you and me as a team
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| Cause when we got to talkin'
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| Something struck me magically
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| The way you look at me
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| Could you be the Dream Daddy for me?
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| My friend, can you lend an ear?
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| Whisper my secrets
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| Tell you my fears
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| Could you be into me?
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| Why else are you here?
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| Can I call you Daddy?
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| Actually, that’s weird…
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| You put up with my jokes…
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| You deal with my puns…
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| You had an answer ready when I asked: «What is Love?»
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| Oh baby, if I’m dreamin', don’t wake me up
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| Like Neo from The Matrix
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| You are The One
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| You got me feelin' like I’m dreamin'
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| I’m not even asleep
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| One father to another
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| I see you and me as a team
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| Cause when we got to talkin'
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| Something struck me magically
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| The way you look at me
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| Could you be the Dream Daddy for me?
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| (Dream Daddy for me)
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| (Oh oh oh oh oh oh)
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| (Dream Daddy for me)
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| (Oh oh oh oh oh oh)
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| (Dream Daddy for me) |