| We’re going back to the past like it was happening now
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| But these events happened back then, not actually now
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| Am I making any sense when I’m mapping this out?
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| It’s the Pre-Sequel, dumbass, you getting it now?
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| I’m the Borderlands king, only lacking a crown
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| Question my intention and I’ll smack you around
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| Even before I was bad, I always had the renown
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| If you don’t know about me, then get to asking around
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| Ugh, super fly, got my head in the clouds
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| I rock the whole damn planet when I’m slamming the ground
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| The limit’s the sky in low gravity town
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| But all these goddamn Kraggons keep on dragging me down
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| Aah, Handsome Jack is back in the house
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| Oh, so much cash, I’m stacking it now
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| Yo, where’s the loot? |
| I’m tracking it down
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| You got a question for God?
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| You can ask me yourself
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| You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?
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| You’d better know when you come into town
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| It’s a dog-eat-dog kinda life we live
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| That’s why you never let your guard fall down
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| Sleep with one eye open boy
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| Or you’ll never wake up again
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| If you find good loot, then get ready to shoot
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| 'Cause in the Borderlands, you have no friends
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| «With action skills, your ass, I’ll kick»
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| Fact: if you don’t get back, I’ll crack my whip
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| Beware my airborne drones 'cause they have some tricks
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| I’ll use my shield better than Captain America ever did
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| I keep the streets clean in the Borderlands
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| I mean, I’m three-fourths beast and a quarter man (get it?)
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| By the time your body hits the floor, you’re dead
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| And with my team of four, your getting cornered, man
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| Wilhelm, hardcore cyborg enforcer
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| Leave it up to Nisha to keep the law and order
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| Athena is the gladiator of sorts
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| And don’t judge Claptrap just because he’s shorter (hey!)
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| You got a plan? |
| Because you can’t afford to
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| Stand against the crew puttin' you through torture
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| Elemental damage, my buttslam will torch ya
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| I was getting sorta bored of old Pandora
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| Don’t need to warn you that around every corner
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| Waits another hostile attack
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| And need I remind you keep an eye out behind ya
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| Or you’ll find a knife in your back
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| Only reason why you’re never satisfied
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| With the gun that you got in hand
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| You know that soon in time
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| Your gonna come to find one
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| That’s better than all the rest
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| You’d think I’d have wings, acrobatic in action
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| Stacks of swag from all the Vaults I’ve been cracking
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| Decking out my weapons with these cryogenic attachments
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| Freeze your ass, then you’re gonna shatter like glass, bitch!
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| I’m kinda like a psychotic gun lover
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| Single-handedly run into battle uncovered
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| Beat your ass faster than a master nun-chucker
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| With the latest laser guns, pew-pew mother****er!
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| No matter how I fall, I’ll land on my feet
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| I got my awesome Oz kit making gravity weak
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| By the end of this rap, I’ll have you tapping your feet
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| After Claptrap drops a fat Claptrap beat
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| Okay
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| Okay, Claptrap, we get it
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| We get it, that’s enough
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| Claptrap, you can shut the **** up!
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| Alright, alright!
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| Jeez, some people have no rhythm
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| You talk the talk (talk the talk)
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| And you walk the walk (walk the walk)
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| But better watch yourself out here boy
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| It’s dog-eat-dog
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| When you see my gun, you’re gonna wanna run
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| But I’ll make sure you stop in place
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| Right before you die, I’m gonna blow your mind
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| When you hear me drop the base |