| I’m a pickle! |
| Why? |
| Because I can, bitch
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| Not the kind that you put on your sandwich
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| No hands, but I can manage
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| This isn’t natural, but I feel organic
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| Fermented in the finest brine
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| I’m the kinda pickle that gets better with time
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| Get on my level, you scared of me?
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| What? |
| I’m a nutcase, fuck therapy
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| Cool as a cucumber’s composure
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| But you know me, I don’t keep it kosher
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| I’m not for lunch, but I’m on a roll
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| Don’t want it sliced? |
| You want it whole
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| I’m going right down the gutter
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| If I’m not home by five, call a plumber
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| This pickled-Rick is thick in girth
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| I can’t be flushed like a resistant turd
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| I been putting in a lot of work and labor
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| As pickle Rick — pest exterminator
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| Roughing up rats and roaches
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| In a exo-suit, buenas noches
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| Hack and slash the pack apart with blades
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| And nail the fattest rat like a wall display
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| Gotta jet, but I’d love to stay
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| Want a nibble of this pickle? |
| Not today
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| Oh Solenya, how you haunt me
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| Now I know what makes you salty
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| Threw away half my sandwich, uneaten
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| Oh Solenya, wretched demon!
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| Pickle parkour! |
| Flippin and shit
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| Russian thugs — say goodbye to your kids
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| I made a death trap of your embassy
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| You see any double-A's? |
| Give them to me
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| Then I’ll waste you with my laser
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| Today, Jaguar won’t be your savior
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| A pickle knows how to get a russian flustered
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| And if I get shot — just apply some mustard
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| Pickle Man, this isn’t personal
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| Oh jeez that’s so original
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| You’re an action movie cliche
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| I’ve never died, and won’t today
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| I must avenge the death of my daughter
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| Look at that, we’re both terrible fathers
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| Let’s team up — we got the same agenda
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| «Farewell Solenya»
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| Rick can pick a pickle
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| (Rick can pick a pickle
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| Rick can pick a pickle
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| Pickle, pickle
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| Rick can pick a pickle
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| Rick can pick a pickle
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| Rick can pick a pickle
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| Pickle, pickle
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| Rick can pick a pickle
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| Rick can pick a pickle
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| Rick can pick a pickle
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| Pickle, pickle
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| Rick can pick a pickle
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| Rick can pick a pickle
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| Rick |