| Skullkruncher13, representin'
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| I had somebody ask me a question
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| How many times can I rhyme «League of Legends»
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| So I said «okay, give me a second»
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| Wait hold up
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| This isn’t League of Legends, all I see is peasants
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| You’d better take your seats, let me teach some lessons
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| I don’t mean to tank, but I can be aggressive
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| I’m dealing tons of damage, Phreak, meet your reckonin'
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| Your AOE’s won’t even be effective
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| Janna at my back with a shield, protected
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| See the massive tower that I keep erected?
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| No wonder my right arm is stronger than my left is
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| What will I do next, son, I’ll keep you guessin'
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| Come with me team, let’s defeat the Nexus
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| «I don’t need defenses, I’ll just keep on pressin'»
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| You’ll just feed the enemy, don’t be Leroy Jenkins!
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| You’re worse than Teemo, you’ll never be respected
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| You don’t want beef with me, like Shen and Zed
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| Because the unseen blade is the deadliest
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| By the end you’ll be sayin' «let's just be friends!»
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| I’m on a war-path, to be the best
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| So if you’re playin' Warcraft, keep your feeble quests
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| This is a League of Legends, and I will lead my minions
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| What can your AD do to a sea of weapons
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| I’m like Dr. Mundo, a beast who’s steppin'
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| On anyone who’s ever gonna keep me from gettin'
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| To the end of my lane, better get out of my way
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| Unless you wanna meet your death, I’ll beat your head in
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| Can’t you see all this XP I’m gettin'?
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| From every single PVP session I’m wreckin'
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| And if your team gets beaten, at least you’ll be in second
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| «I need a credit card mom, this ain’t a cheap obsession!»
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| You wanna be a champion in the League of Legends?
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| Then get on your knees, you’re gonna need my essence
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| We gotta be a team to keep progressin'
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| I’m outta rhymes now, and I need a breath
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| I’ll be clearing these lanes
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| Ganking, taking your names
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| Making my way to diamond
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| You got nothing on me
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| Cause I’m out of your league
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| Got your team in a riot
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| Nobody’s sassin' me, I’m an assassin, see
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| My aim is impeccable because it has to be
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| AP carry and I’m gonna carry the team
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| I’ll rise from the Ashe with a lot of masteries
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| It’s a sacrifice to fight savagely
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| But I’m a straight up gankster, call me Master Yi
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| Kinda surprised nobody’s banning me
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| Oh, god damn it, not another Annie, please!
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| We’re gonna squash you flat like an arachnid queen
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| Better beware the spells that I’ll cast at thee
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| This rap deserves a plaque, it’s a masterpiece
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| Even Jhin doesn’t have skills matchin' me
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| Cause I’m the Virtuoso, and I’ve heard it all
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| Now get off my stage, this is your curtain call
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| You wanna nerf me now? |
| You better nerf my balls
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| I’m worse than Jinx, I’m gonna murder y’all
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| You’ve never seen a DJ quite as epic as this
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| When I’m jamming with Sona, don’t belittle my tits
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| Or I’ll snap your limbs and make you fiddle with sticks
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| And then I’ll knock you off into the Howling Abyss
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| Like Rengar’s targets, one shot, you’re gone
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| No wonder! |
| I’m in diamond, you’re stuck in bronze
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| Quit with the tunnel vision, time to teach you noobs
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| They’re probably all tripping on Teemo shrooms
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| I’ll be clearing these lanes
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| Ganking, taking your names
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| Making my way to diamond
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| You got nothing on me
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| Cause I’m out of your league
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| Got your team in a riot
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| Snowballin', now I’m on a roll
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| If I go MIA, I’m probably countin' all my gold
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| My name will be Ekko through lanes
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| I need some crowd control
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| We ain’t got time for laughs
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| But we still call it LoL
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| Even when I’m Lee Sin
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| I can see everythin'
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| I got eyes all over
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| Now I need to mention
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| Playin' League of Legends
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| I will be your best friend
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| Unless you make us enemies, you’re dead then
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| I’ll be clearing these lanes
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| Ganking, taking your names
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| Making my way to diamond
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| You got nothing on me
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| Cause I’m out of your league
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| Got your team in a riot |