Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Naked and Nasty, artist - JT Music.
Date of issue: 01.02.2019
Song language: English
Naked and Nasty |
Wakin' up naked, face down on the shore |
With a hangover and nothing but a rock and torch |
What the hell happened last night? |
I’m not really sure |
But I’m lookin' for handouts if you got anymore |
Like a pair of pants? |
I’ll take anything you can give to me |
Don’t even need a weapon yet — can I have my dignity? |
I’ll work at minimum wage, I’m quite good at hitting trees |
And if you’d like I can hike up my toxicity |
I might have to die four hundred times |
But someday, I may be the lord of the flies |
I see myself on an iron throne |
Inside castle walls stacked high with stone |
But right now I’m up shit’s creek without a paddle |
Can’t even wipe my ass, how am I supposed to battle? |
When I’m resurrected I am met with death every time |
Then I respawn on a beach and it’s back to the grind and I’m |
Naked (naked) |
We’re gonna get nasty (oh no) |
Clothing is overrated (hate it) |
Is it me or is it drafty (so cold) |
I’m not even worth raidin' (raidin') |
Doesn’t mean I’m not crafty |
You should be afraid of nakeds |
Cuz they may get nasty |
Negative nine degrees outside |
And I’m catching quite a breeze, ignite |
A tiny campfire to lie beside |
Now everybody is finding me (time to hide) |
I no longer have a problem with my body image |
I’m a strong woman, and I’ve got the business |
My butt and thighs are rock hard — I get a lot of fitness |
And I’m proud of my house, though it’s hardly finished |
So what if I’m no good with a bow or a spear |
Maybe if I just hold one then no one will come near? |
But I’m starting to starve, I should scavenge some rations |
You’re never too desperate when loincloth’s in fashion |
The sweatiest, saltiest beast |
Is a creature with nothing to lose |
I fear I will never know peace |
At least I’ve come to love running in the nude |
The night is upon me, is somebody watching? |
I hear nearby footsteps a gun hammer cocking |
Before he attacks, I smash his skull with a stone first |
Then I die of exposure… and wake up |
Naked (naked) |
We’re gonna get nasty (oh no) |
Clothing is overrated (hate it) |
Is it me or is it drafty (so cold) |
I’m not even worth raidin' (raidin') |
Doesn’t mean I’m not crafty |
You should be afraid of nakeds |
Cuz they may get nasty |
But somewhere out there waits a friend for you |
Alone and scared and just as bare as you |
Together you’ll find beauty in adversity |
This land is rich with culture and diversity |
I felt ashamed when I first awakened |
I was so afraid and did I mention, naked? |
But I learned to be free of my burdens |
Look at me now the tables are turnin' |
See I gathered materials, built some thin walls |
To become a kingdom you must begin small |
Now I’ve got a compound, an army of men |
They obey my commands, no they are not my friends |
I’m a crime lord, my domain’s so large |
Call me the next Pablo Escobar |
I kept telling myself that my wealth would bring joy |
Yet I feel empty, despite all my toys |
I see a naked running, he reminds me of myself |
So I decide to ask him if he might require help |
«I'm trying to find my friends right now, but I’m so lost» |
I blow his fuckin' brains out and take my clothes off, cuz I’m a |
Naked (naked) |
We’re gonna get nasty (oh no) |
Clothing is overrated (hate it) |
Is it me or is it drafty (so cold) |
I’m not even worth raidin' (raidin') |
Doesn’t mean I’m not crafty |
You should be afraid of nakeds |
Cuz they may get nasty |