| When we need a hero
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| You always seem to come through
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| That was some choppy water that I got caught up in
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| Some sort of tropical storm? |
| Must’ve been
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| Came across an island 'cause I washed up on it
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| Don’t know where my ship is, probably lost it
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| Then I woke up in a little village, awful charming
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| But can someone tell me how long I was knocked unconscious?
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| Anybody mind if I landscape the yard quick?
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| I find mowing the lawn quite cathartic
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| Did this pot cost a lot? |
| 'Cause I just dropped it
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| If a rock blocks my path I’m gonna toss it
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| When I spot a Goomba I’ll be stomping on him
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| If a boss wants to test me, yes, I’ll bomb it
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| Thought I smelled bacon, it was just a Moblin
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| Roasted his bottom without a problem
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| Why’s this chomp chained? |
| Can I take him off it?
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| Let’s roll Bow-Wow, now I’m gonna walk him
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| How can this owl even talk to me?
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| I guess this town is all a dream?
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| What a plot twist, all this 'cause a Wind Fish
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| Thunk it up? |
| Gotta find some instruments
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| Like bells or chimes, or a type of flute?
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| I wanna leave, at least Marin’s kinda cute
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| Eyes on the prize, link! |
| Don’t forget about Zelda
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| But if I get with Marin I ain’t gonna tell her
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| No Ganondorf or Triforce?
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| Still have my shield and my sword
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| Careful, my fuse is quite short
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| Pick a fight with me and I’ll keep that fight short
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| So if you wanted drama, I’ll put it to sleep
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| I’m not desperate, but I got to keep
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| Dungeon diving, I’ve never gone too deep
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| Piling up my supply of rupees
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| Head on a swivel, I’m steady and smart
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| I get plenty of chests and I’m heavy with hearts
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| But my enemies seem to be otherworldly
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| 'Cause I got the tip from Mario and Kirby
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| Am I lucid? |
| I don’t know, possibly
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| I feel my eyes open up as I fall asleep
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| I’ll dress for any occasion, flawlessly
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| I’ll steal the show, but don’t call me Thief
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| When we need a hero
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| You always seem to come through
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| Like a Link between the waking world
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| And the one where all dreams come true
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| So help us quell the nightmares
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| 'Cause here, they can be deadly
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| Remember that your dreams are always real
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| Within your memories |