Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song McDungeon, artist - JT Music.
Date of issue: 10.07.2020
Song language: English
McDungeon |
I’m lost, alone and deprived |
I’ve never gotten to go in a mine |
My own kind exiled me, now I’ve lost my chill (my heart’s frozen) |
They all called me «Incel» (but I’m not), they said «I bet he’d simp Belle» |
(she is not) |
I didn’t get that reference, but someday I will |
Become the illest villainous Illager, a villager pillager |
Initially everyone ridiculed me, cuz I’m physically littler |
I run these mobs, you oughtta call me Arch-Illinger Dillinger |
I dominate this block, I’ve found a power dark and sinister |
Crown this kid the king — me and Joffrey are awful similar |
Except I practice magic, it’s my sole extracurricular |
So if you want some mischief and destruction I will deliver |
Cuz I control The End — get ready for an epic finisher |
If you wanna fight |
I hope you brought more lives |
Cuz if not, you’re such a blockhead |
And now you ain’t got time |
To grab a pickaxe and mine |
Not while you’re inside my dungeon |
I’ll raid this dungeon over which you claim you’re reignin' |
Although I just expected it would be your mother’s basement |
Don’t you cross me, or my crosshair on your crown will soon be aimin' |
I’m a lawman with a Llama, let’s give this kid a hazin' |
I’m his Llama, call me Karma, if you dish it you can take it |
When I spit I’m rippin' bars, and I’ll spit in all your faces |
This time around I doubt you’re even gonna need a shovel |
For diggin' yourself deep into a whole lotta trouble |
That’s enough puns Llama, let’s set off the fireworks |
Chug a potion, grab a sword, prioritizin' diamond first |
Then enchant it, take every power up you got and use it |
I’m already out of arrows — I’d make a useless cupid |
Someone tell these Illagers, you’re bout to lose your job, bro |
I’ll give 'em hell, call me Diablo |
This is 'Rona, she’s my bat, she’s adorable — attack |
Time for us to sing a chorus, tell your mobs «That's a wrap» |
Within us all there lies a monster (and I’ve net mine before) |
But it’s a block we all must conquer (I would call it an orb) |
So if you’re a dungeon crawler, wearing diamond like a baller |
Just remember you won’t get far without your Llama |
Without your Llama, without your Llama, that’s all I’ll say |
Go find some hay and tame a Llama, tame a Llama, tame a Llama |
To brave these dungeons you gotta take a Llama |