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Get Schwifty Numero Dos

Oh wow Morty, Th-th-that's uncanny
It’s almost as if two pathetic Youtube guys
Decided to make their own musical tribute
To «Rick and Morty’s Adventures»
An-And they couldn’t think of a more original way
To start the song
Wait- What are you talking about?!
Nevermind
Th-That doesn’t even make sense!
Morty and MC Bulldops are back in the hizzy!
All my Gip Glops- All my Glip Glops put your
Hands in the air!
Morty, Morty- Drop me a fat beat!
Okay Rick!
(Verse one)
Represtin' Earth C-137
Y-You won’t get a better-
Better Rick Sanchez is any dimension
ARREST HIM!
HE’S GOT A RAP SHEET OF GALACTIC OFFENSES!
None of which were sexual
Everybody consented
(Burp)
I get up in the morning
Pull my Morty out of bed
Time for another demented adventure again
Every time we come this close to ending up dead
Remember when we buried ourselves?
THAT MESSED WITH MY HEAD!
Yeah
That was dark (burp)
It’s in the past though Morty
I’m gonna have to ask you to put this in your asshole shortly
NO WAY!
I was a victim of a «Jelly Bean» Predator!
Think of it this way Morty
You’re just building more character
Beth, lets be serious
Your fathers off his rocker
I’ve got no regrets Jerry
But I can’t speak for my daughter
OH MY GOD!
THIS FAMILY’S SUCH AN EMBARRASSMENT
Nobody asked you Summer
Come back when you become relevant
You have the formula for Dark Matter
Hand it to me!
Check between my ass cheeks
If you want the recipe (eww)
Shock you like a mind fuck
Call it «Inception»
Just like Scary Terry
I’M ALL UP IN YOUR HEAD BITCH!
Oh Hi Jessica!
Morty, ignore that chick
Ya know, human females only have 3 orifices
Why would anyone need anymore than that Rick?
Morty, trust me
Your gonna get bored of that quick
DROP SOME MORE OF THAT CHORUS SHIT!
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(Verse Two)
I got to go to school Rick
That’s what my parents say
Shut up Morty
You don’t have friends there anyway
Well at least when I had a kid
I stuck around!
You raised him pretty well
HE DESTROYED THE WHOLE FUCKIN' TOWN!
A sexbot, Morty?
That’s the best you can do?
You needed me to get Jessica interested in you
Well- don’t forget
You couldn’t make it work out with Unity
Sounds like a job for Mr. Meeseeks!
LOOK AT ME!
I’M FED UP WITH ALWAYS GETTING TAKEN FOR GRANTED
I SHOULD HAD KILLED YOUR ASS AT THE FESTIVAL
BACK ON PURGE PLANET!
Whoa Morty, I’m impressed
That was pretty Harsh
Sorry, Rick
I gotta lay off the Yummy Yum’s bars
It’s all good little man
My homies got our back!
Bird Person
Squanchy
Even Reverse Giraffe!
(Scream)
Just a parasite, its under control
Good job, Rick!
Thanks, Mr. Poopybutthole
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YEAHH
Rick And Morty-
Morty And Rick-
Track Number-Number two
NUMERO DOS!
YEAHH!
This is our song
MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Morty on the mic
And I’m high on Purgenol
I’ll set fire to this track
Before I fucking burn you all!
You know I may not be smart
But I’ve got a lot of Heart
I make all the tough calls like the time I killed Fart
Yeah Morty, we’ll do-
We’ll do whatever it costs
To get the Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki Dipping Sauce!
Even it if means calling in Seal Team Ricks
Just kidding
LICK MY BALLS YOU TALENTLESS DICKS!
I’m the one true Morty
And that’s a fact
Alone we aren’t much;
But we are strong as a pack!
I’m the Mortiest Morty
And that makes me pretty awesome
Careful
A cocky Morty can lead to some real problems
Lets take a break at Blips And Chitz!
Watchin' Ball Fondlers
Its the shit!
Pest Patrol with Pickle Rick!
Kalaxian Crystals!
Give me a hit!
I survived Anatomy Park
Get on my level!
I made Satan my bitch
Now he calls me the Devil
Portal Hoppin' every day
It’s my favorite hobby
Shut the door!
Can’t you see that I’m Squanching?!
You couldn’t trick me with a Million-layered Simulation
Guess who collapsed The Galast-Galactic Federation
I’ve got a solution for any bad situation (burp)
Even Tiny Rick was a massive sensation
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