Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Garden Warfare 2 Rap Battle, artist - JT Music. Date of issue: 29.04.2016
Song language: English
Garden Warfare 2 Rap Battle |
| Garden Warfare, it might sound quite absurd |
| Plants and Zombies are rising from the Earth |
| They all look goofy, if that’s what you prefer |
| But don’t forget that it’s the end of the world |
| I’m your Captain, I demand respect |
| Avast me hearties, all hands on deck |
| When I man the cannon, every plant will panic |
| One Barrel Blast and I’ll send 'em scramblin' |
| A pirate’s always got his Parrot Pal |
| With a trusty spyglass, I’ll shoot ye down |
| See my pistol? |
| She’s a gleaming beauty |
| I’ve got a peg leg, but I still kick booty |
| Have a glass of OJ, you look thirsty |
| Sounds like you got a bad case of scurvy |
| I’m cutting through the horde with my Orange Beam |
| Got an EMPeach to wreck your machines |
| Now clear the path, cuz I’m rollin' in |
| Knock you on your ass like a bowlin' pin |
| This ain’t Vitamin C that I’m dealin' out |
| After I get my bounty, I’ll be peelin' out |
| Garden Warfare, it might sound quite absurd |
| Plants and Zombies are rising from the Earth |
| They all look goofy, if that’s what you prefer |
| But don’t forget that it’s the end of the world |
| To be a zombie, oh, what a shame |
| I’m a rose by any other name |
| A true sorceress of the organic sort |
| But my magic thistles are filled with thorns |
| Put you in a Time Snare and watch you squirm |
| Before I put you back under the dirt with worms |
| Turn you into a goat, so you don’t ba-ah-ah-other me |
| Look, Clark Kent got a lobotomy |
| It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Super Brainz |
| That’s stupid, you don’t even use the cape |
| Hey, if I’m the hero, you’re the bad guy |
| See my jumpsuit? |
| (Damn, is that tight) |
| Don’t make me tell you where I’ll put my boot |
| I’ll beat you to a pulp and cut your roots |
| I’m flyin' high, shooting super beams |
| I’m in every female teenage zombie’s dreams |
| Garden Warfare, it might sound quite absurd |
| Plants and Zombies are rising from the Earth |
| They all look goofy, if that’s what you prefer |
| But don’t forget that it’s the end of the world |
| Kernel Corn, comin' in hot |
| You better be ready for my Butter Barage |
| With a jumping Husk Hop and a well-aimed Shuck Shot |
| You wouldn’t believe I’m only made of one stalk |
| See the trickshots that I’m poppin' off? |
| I have a hard time keeping it on the cob |
| I’ll give you a show, so grab your popcorn |
| (I just ran out) Well, I’ve got a lot more |
| You’re the worst, what a corny verse |
| Shut up, you dwarf! |
| Being short can work |
| Size doesn’t matter, ask my blasters |
| I’ll crash this party like a bad disaster |
| Come get a load of my brand new toy |
| (Standby, Z-Mech's been deployed) |
| Launching missiles while I stomp around |
| Hey, which one of us is the smallest now? |
| Garden Warfare, it might sound quite absurd |
| Plants and Zombies are rising from the Earth |
| They all look goofy, if that’s what you prefer |
| But don’t forget that it’s the end of the world |
| Have no fear, Super Brainz is here! |
| Seriously, that get-up is ridiculous |
| At least he doesn’t eat compost for breakfast! |
| Coming from the midget who eats brains |
| Arr! |
| Lame comeback |
| Let’s see you do better |
| Arr, I’ll admit, your scurvy line was pretty good |
| Hey, uh… thanks |
| Actually dig the outfit, man |
| Aye! |
| Thank ye |
| Yeah, it’s pretty cool |