| Facts — cuz that’s what I came prepared to write
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| Water freezes at 32 degrees Fahrenheit
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| The designer of the Eiffel tower was scared of heights
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| There are more than 300 illuminated Paris sites
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| Not parasites, they’re inside you, scary, right?
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| Tapeworms can grow to 50 feet? |
| Back to Paris lights
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| They could spare some lights if you ever need 'em
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| Chrysanthemums are pretty but did you know you can eat 'em?
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| I learned that from a book so if you haven’t you should read one
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| Caffeine’s a diuretic so you bet it makes ya pee, fun
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| Australia went to war with emus, and got beaten
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| The «Grease Gun"is the M3 sub machine gun
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| Used in World War 2 cuz it was a cheap gun
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| Speaking of, gunpowder — made by the Chinese, son
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| Fuck the Mona Lisa, da Vinci liked to draw dicks
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| A blue whale’s dong is 3 meters long, sick
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| These are all facts, even if obnoxious
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| Like Ricegum’s Response to iDubbz — shit
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| The world is round, flat-earthers suck my balls
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| And did you know awesome role models do not include both the Pauls
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| Yo, OJ is guilty, and «Khaleesi"means queen
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| Garbage is filthy and healthy grass is green
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| During the battle of Pelusium
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| The Persians had cats and they were using 'em
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| Because they knew that Egyptians were afraid of wounding 'em
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| 2 grand’s the average cost a single carat ruby runs
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| But the most expensive chemical element — californium
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| 27 mil a gram, who can afford more than one?
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| Being gay in the bible belt is forbidden
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| But they watch way more gay porn than anyone
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| The internet weighs as much as an egg in electrons
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| Less weight, high reps, best for a chest pump
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| But not for muscular hypertrophy, lift heavy
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| Dolphins have sex for pleasure but they never get sweaty
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| Human eyeballs stay the same size
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| Brown, blue or green, for your entire lives
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| And we perceive the world upside down first
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| The brain flips it over with mind powers
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| The sun is hot (How hot?) Really hot
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| Saddam was found in a hole underground when he got caught
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| The moon landing happened back in '69, it wasn’t fake
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| But someone you don’t trust — Glados, when she’s promised cake |