| Attention people please be seated
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| In a moment the cleanup will begin
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| Buckle up, cause we’re gonna launch
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| Here he comes, he’ll be here, sing along
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| Give it up for Elon Musk
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| Sci-Fi's about to get real on us
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| Who needs god? |
| In Elon we’ve got trust
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| Pays himself minimum wage, he don’t need the bucks
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| Start your car with the bar, keys are bust
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| Want something larger? |
| You should see our trucks
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| But if you’re bored, there’s more than four wheels on Musk
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| Hop on his rocket if you wanna feel the Elon thrust!
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| Blood sweat and tears, call that Elon’s musk
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| Let’s carve a marble sculpture of Elon’s bust
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| More of a model entrepreneur than Steve Jobs, plus
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| Upstart in rocket science far beyond us
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| Forget the energy crisis he can recharge us
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| Make it sustainable, one day we all must
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| He’s on a star trek, Scotty beam on up
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| But what’s the deal with Neil Armstrong? |
| He lost touch
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| «Command for light-space? |
| What a terrible thing!
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| Space Exploration is America’s thing!»
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| But he’s advancing humanity for when our planet is long gone
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| Sorry, your argument has weak legs Armstrong
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| Musk is the future, you know it’s true
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| You’ll never bring him down, he’s so over the moon
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| Real talk, what Planet is Neil on?
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| No clue, but you can thank Elon
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| On the wings of the falcon
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| We’ll be traveling through the storm
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| With the fire of a dragon
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| Light the path from Earth To Mars
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| His head’s in the clouds, I’m talking ozone
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| You’re in his house now, wipe off your toes bro
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| Carbon footprints are a no-no
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| The oil companies are gassed out, they’re running so low
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| Go tell the politicians in your pockets
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| We ought to save fossil fuel for the rockets
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| Mitt Romney thought that Tesla was a looser
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| Who lost the election, you salty baby boomer?
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| And guess who paid back the federal loan
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| Almost ten years ahead of schedule
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| Tesla’s skeptics
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| Doesn’t take me much to get from 0−100
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| «It took him four rockets before succeeding»
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| And he was bullied as a kid he can take a beating
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| Now the bullies live at home in their parent’s garage
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| That’s what I call failure to launch
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| Elon’s Boring, but nobody’s snoring
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| The hyperloop’s the type of vacuum that’ll have you soaring
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| And here’s a warning, if you ain’t scared of AI
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| What happens when they make their own rules to play by
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| This ain’t about the game of paychecks
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| Forget PayPal take aim at SpaceX
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| Elon, do you take requests?
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| Could a lightsaber be what you make next?
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| On the wings of the falcon
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| We’ll be traveling through the storm
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| With the fire of a dragon
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| Light the path from Earth To Mars
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| The final frontier is for those with no fear
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| The future’s not far for the future is here
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| His nose to the his mind is so strong
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| Through victory or failure, we believe in Elon
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| Major Tom, to ground control
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| I’ve got the top rolled down, stepping out the door
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| Who needs a PHD, forget about degrees
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| I got a hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy
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| Blue Origin’s the second best crew
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| Far from the competition, Jeff who?
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| Elon’s rear view mirror’s where he left you
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| Worst case, get working jet blue
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| «Well, he could have helped kids starving in Africa
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| Instead he rocketed a car with an astronaut»
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| Yes hunger’s become a problem on earth
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| You wonder why Musk wants to get us off of this dirt
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| Because Mars is far from the end of the line
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| And now that the stars and the planets align
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| It’s about time we started expanding out horizons
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| Call him Tony Stark, his conviction is Iron
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| On the wings of the falcon
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| We’ll be traveling through the storm
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| With the fire of a dragon
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| Light the path from Earth To Mars
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| The final frontier is for those with no fear
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| The future’s not far for the future is here
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| He’ll be the one to pick up NASA’s slack
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| And get the space race going back on track
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| I’m just playing NASA, you know I love you |