| Bungie just stepped back in the game again
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| After the Halo days, I thought their reign would end
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| I couldn’t wait to play an epic campaign again
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| Call it mythic sci-fi, but it ain’t pretend
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| You know my Destiny because I came to win
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| It’s time to take the boys and separate the men
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| Sledgehammer Games, I don’t mean to hate, but DAMN!
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| It’s looking like the bar just got raised again
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| Oh, Yeah! |
| That’s right! |
| the bar got raised
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| But it wasn’t cause of Destiny, the game is lame
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| And just the fact it came from Bungie is such a shame
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| I oughta sue them for their claims made on ad campaigns
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| I drop a sledgehammer on 'em, CoD is back
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| Play the multiplayer as soon as it’s out the wrap
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| I have no problem playing story mode, if it’s fun
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| But Destiny feels like a Beta, is it even done?
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| I’m just as humble as the next game
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| But still I know that I’m the best game
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| We’d like to welcome you to
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| Our vision of the future
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| Now you decide between us
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| Who will win and who’s the loser?
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| Advancd Warfare? |
| you’re dropping the ball
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| We’ve seen you before, it’s called Combat Evolved, Ha!
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| I hate to say it, but you’re late to the game
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| You should stick to the past, cause in the future you’re lame!
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| I’ve played one CoD game, so I’ve seen the rest
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| Destiny’s sleek scenery will keep it fresh
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| It’s the top gift on Santa Claus’s list
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| So Call of Duty oughta call it quits!
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| Of course I drop the ball, when I’m playing uplink
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| #1 on Santa’s list? |
| you have too much to drink?
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| You know that Dasher’s gonna Dash and that Prancer’s gonna prance
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| But me and Rudolph are playing CoD Advanced
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| We got jetpacks now, shoot from the sky
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| Having fun while you are on the grind
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| I got some dank new weapons, it’s a drop supply
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| You play the same missions bored out of your minds
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| I’m just as humble as the next game
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| But still I know that I’m the best game
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| We’d like to welcome you to
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| Our vision of the future
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| Now you decide between us
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| Who will win and who’s the loser?
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| Coming at you hard now
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| With the biggest damn franchise launch ever
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| It’s a great game but it get’s a lot better
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| So many playlists made for any kind of gamer
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| See, I didn’t buy the game just for multiplayer!
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| Halo ain’t on PS4
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| But Bungie ain’t exclusive anymore
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| You got nowhere to hide from our legitness
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| Take some Vitamin-C, CAUSE YOU CAN’T HANDLE MY SICKNESS!
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| This song should’ve ended like, hmm, halfway through
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| If Bungie wrote it, it’s probably what they would do
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| Just like this MMO, I don’t want to hear you say
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| It’s comparable to Halo cause HALO WAS GREAT!
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| But still it falls to CoD
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| I can play for hours calling in kill streaks
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| If there’s a sickness then we are the remedy
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| Don’t be jealous of us, it’s just our Destiny, HA!
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| I’m just as humble as the next game
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| But still I know that I’m the best game
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| We’d like to welcome you to
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| Our vision of the future
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| Now you decide between us
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| Who will win and who’s the loser? |