| Some members of the Battleborn have banded together to make a rap?
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| Ha! |
| This should be as entertaining as it is pathetic
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| When all the light has been snuffed out in the universe, what will you do?
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| Will you fight together?
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| Or die alone?
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| Away with you, Rendain, you traitorous scum
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| I’m as swift as a Dreadwind, for your head I have come
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| I’m the veteran samurai of the Jennerit Empire
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| Don’t ask what will happen if you should mess with a vampire
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| Okay, I’m not a vampire, but I get that a lot
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| So I just went with the flow, plus ladies think that it’s hot
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| All my enemies will fall when I siphon their lifeforce
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| And after they’re dead, I’ll lick their blood off of my swords
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| My temper is shorter than your time on this planet
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| Don’t get on my bad side, find a target I can’t hit
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| I’m a Thorn in your side, one thing is sure, you will die
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| Because I’ve got up to five arrows drawn at a time
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| Hit you with the Volley, that’s a horizontal barrage
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| Then I’ll curse the earth upon which you walk
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| I got that Eldrid Vitality, I’m the last of my kind
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| I’m guided by nature, I’ll bring the Wrath of the Wild
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| Born into battle
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| Raised by a war
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| We’re born to battle
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| Cuz we’re Battleborn
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| Might sound redundant
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| But this is all we know
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| We fight together
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| Or die alone
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| Some call me sociopathic, I call it deadly and dapper
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| Call me what you prefer, but I would rather the latter
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| I’m a fashion icon, a widely reputed sniper
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| Let me check my pocket watch, time to pay the piper
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| A butler to Phoebe, I’m of use if you need me
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| And when I can’t do my dirty work, I call on Hoodini
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| Upon the unwashed masses, pure havoc I’m wreaking
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| Now the profit in riches are really all that I’m seeking
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| We’ve got the best tag team that you’ve ever seen
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| A demonic monster and an angsty teen
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| Let’s start the brawl, we’ll be leading the Rogues
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| Best hang on to your shields, now you’ll need 'em the most
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| Razor-sharp claws and a whole lot of attitude
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| Call yourselves Battleborn? |
| I just call you Battlenoobs
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| Wanna play fetch? |
| (You'll know I’ll say yes)
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| Let’s show these other Battleborn how to play dead
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| Born into battle
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| Raised by a war
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| We’re born to battle
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| Cuz we’re Battleborn
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| Might sound redundant
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| But this is all we know
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| We fight together
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| Or die alone
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| I’m the biggest around, so I can raise your morale
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| Who needs cover fire? |
| Cuz I’m laying it down
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| I came to keep the peace, the Varelsi better be ready
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| Cuz I’m the best with a minigun, what the heck is a heavy?
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| Take a hike, son, while I pop another round in
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| They call me Mr. Everest because I’m a man mountain
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| Dropping ice cold bars, dishing out winter
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| I’m the number one lumberjack, I make ya go «timber!»
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| I don’t have the time for your butt theatrics
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| You Battleborn were only born to get your ass kicked
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| The LLC is conceited, the Peacekeepers are weakest
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| And the Eldrid are overrated tree-hugging vegans
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| But if you’re with the Rogues, that’s as low as you go
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| Now that the Jennerit Empire’s under my control
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| You will all be destroyed when Solas falls
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| I would be more threatened by the Overwatch
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| Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
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| Hold up, did he just say that?
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| Yeah, he just compared us to Overwatch
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| Alright, let’s kick his ass!
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| Born into battle
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| Raised by a war
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| We’re born to battle
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| Cuz we’re Battleborn
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| Might sound redundant
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| But this is all we know
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| We fight together
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| Or die alone
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| Yeah
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| We get it, Thorn, you can sing
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| Bloody showoff |