| Avenging is the best thing that we do
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| Even though we never heard of an MCU
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| We’re bringing the thunder, without the AC/DC
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| Leave justice to us — you angry, DC
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| Taskmaster’s skillset’s impressive — wow
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| But if he wants to mock me, it’ll be hammer down
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| Like Loki — your jokes ain’t holdin' up
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| You better bow down like my name was Odin, son
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| We’re in it together — no one go Romanoff
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| Unless you’re acrobatic, and I’m showin' off
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| This kind of arachnid won’t just bite your man
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| I’ll spin you into a Widow like a spidr can
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| Sorry Peter Parker — w don’t need you homie
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| Hate to see you disappear — too soon, Tony
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| At least we’ll keep you up on the big screen with Sony
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| This Black Widow will have you head over heels for me
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| If we’re talkin' heroes, I’m the blueprint
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| Saving the world, I started the movement
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| With a shield in hand, a defender
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| But you can call me the First Avenger
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| Yo, some people rely on tech
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| Not me, with my giant bis and pecks
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| With a sparkling smile and my haircut is clean
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| The embodiment of the American Dream
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| Stars may fall from the sky
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| Even when they’re burning bright
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| Don’t go quietly into the night
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| Together, Avengers never die
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| On your own, you won’t hold off your demons and devils
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| Which is why I call upon you all to assemble
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| You know when I’m puttin' on mass I’ll be hitting my bulk fast
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| Cuz I wanna get a pump, if you couldn’t tell what’s comin' next,
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| it’s a Hulk Smash
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| Cuz I’m always mad, that’s my secret
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| Unleash anger — why try to keep it
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| If you wanna get mean with me I’ll get meaner
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| Where the grass grows green you know I grow greener
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| Speaking of losing your marbles, check me out, because I’m a catch
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| That’s why they call me a Marvel, excuse me if that pun is a stretch
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| I’m about to give you whiplash
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| I’m an Inhuman, who can shapeshift fast
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| If you get mad easily better get a grip
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| Trust me I got one and I won’t let it slip
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| If you don’t have a superpower best hope you got a whole lotta cash
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| Money is power and I got power, you know I’m blowin' it fast
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| Ironclad, step to me you get zapped
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| Sorry Steve, I might as well be capped
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| Mess with me and you’re gonna get clapped
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| Believe me you don’t wanna make me snap
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| Stars may fall from the sky
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| Even when they’re burning bright
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| Don’t go quietly into the night
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| Together, Avengers never die
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| On your own, you won’t hold off your demons and devils
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| Which is why I call upon you all to assemble |