| Can you guess who’s back with an attitude?
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| An animal that you better never crash into
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| No Marsupial could ever hold a candle to
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| This mentally unbalanced Bandicoot
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| Thanks to a mad scientist, I’m one of a kind
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| Energized by every ripe wumpa I find
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| I’m getting into trouble because someone troubled with time
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| Which I’ll need a minute to fix — with a couple of rhymes
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| My first name’s Crash, last name «uh oh»
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| I’m all wound up about ready to rumble
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| If you follow in my tracks, it’s a path of rubble
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| Cortex has more tech but I got a lotta muscle
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| Plus plenty new masks that I’m gonna wear
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| But without Aku Aku I’m unprepared
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| And Tropy you’re done, take a seat, roll credits
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| After I make you jealous of my dope cosmetics
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| Neo, get in line
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| Me and Coco are protectin' time
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| Listen, I didn’t wanna objectify
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| But Tawna, I love those muscular thighs
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| If you need a hero I’m your go-to
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| Getting on my grind, and I don’t mean soap shoes
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| Wind me up and it’s time to win
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| Didn’t invent the wheel, but I taught it how to spin
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| You’re certainly the furriest type of twister
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| But what would you ever do without your sister?
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| You would for sure just crush and burn
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| Cuz even in the face of death, dear brother, you just never learn?
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| Uh oh oh oh, it’s written in my name
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| I spin and flip and twist around just like my little brain
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| Uh oh oh oh, trust me I’m not to blame
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| You must be kinda crazy if you ain’t a little bit insane
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| Uh oh oh, uh oh oh, uh oh oh, you know I can’t be tamed, baby
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| Uh oh oh, uh oh oh, cuz you ain’t crazy if you’re just a little bit insane
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| My mental capacity isn’t much
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| But trust me, I’m a diamond in the rough
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| I got a sleeve full of tricks, and a heart full of care
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| Pocket full of gems, and a head full of air
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| If you wanna do the Ooda-Booda Boogie with me
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| Prepare for a twist cuz we’re gonna get dizzy
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| Open up wormholes, and I’m jumping through 'em
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| Then I’ll quantum tear Cortex a new one
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| I wonder if I’ll make unexpected friends
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| Like as if me and my enemies could make amends
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| Neo, I never been a fan of yours
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| So tell me why you only abuse animals?
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| I get it, easy access, dude I feel ya
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| But you need therapy for that zoophilia
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| Just keep your eyes off Tawna and Coco
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| Or this Bandicoot’s goin' hardcore loco
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| You’re certainly the furriest type of twister
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| But what would you ever do without your sister?
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| You would for sure just crush and burn
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| Cuz even in the face of death, dear brother, you just never learn?
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| I’m wound up like a tornado babe
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| Just cut me loose and I’ll go insane
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| Later I may take a snooze on the beach
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| But now’s the time to move your booty
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| If you wanna do it with me…
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| Uh oh oh oh, it’s written in my name
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| I spin and flip and twist around just like my little brain
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| Uh oh oh oh, trust me I’m not to blame
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| You must be kinda crazy if you ain’t a little bit insane
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| Uh oh oh, uh oh oh, uh oh oh, you know I can’t be tamed, baby
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| Uh oh oh, uh oh oh, cuz you ain’t crazy if you’re just a little bit insane |