| 10 years ago, two boys ventured into Halo 3 matchmaking
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| To start their journey… making charming yet often cringey music videos
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| This is a trip down memory lane
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| For all their homie g shizzle dawgs
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| It’s been 10 years and I still can’t wrap
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| My head around the fact that we still make raps
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| Take it back to '08 with «The Greatest Ever»
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| This is the same track, we just made it better
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| Reminiscin' the Machinima golden age
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| Red vs Blue showed the road we’d take
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| Started with Halo 3, that led to C.O.D
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| This is JT Machinima’s history
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| Now looking back on it there’s a lotta nostalgia
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| First vid — Wizard Battle (can we take that one down, bruh?)
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| White guys can rap — now we’re not so proud of
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| But in '09 — we signed a contract, made our first album
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| We never had a mission, but the vision was there
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| Soon as the viewers tuned in, felt like a privilege you cared
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| About the goofy music vids we made from our own rooms
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| First time on camera — making bold moves
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| Acting like we’re Halo pros, back in the day
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| Who remembers the «noob»? |
| That’s how I actually played
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| I’ll show you my shaft, while playing Minecraft
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| Then we had all the mobs rap — besides Ghast
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| Then came college — and all the student bills
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| Getting book-smart but still honing our skills
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| Back in '11 I lost Skull — couldn’t find him
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| I was in Heaven, if Heaven’s called Skyrim
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| We met an Australian, Andrea Storm Kaden
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| We put her in our raps, how much better she made them
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| First collab that we had was the Halo 4 rap
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| Now half our fans would rather that she made her own tracks
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| Took us 5 years to get 100K subs
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| Ooo, look a plaque — that’s something to hang up
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| Goodbye old logo, ain’t forgetting that
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| We got a new one, but Patfan got a tat
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| After FNAF came out, we had Five Long Nights
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| Now 70 million of you have joined us for a bite
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| Any new games coming? |
| Scott, do not make 'em
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| That means more songs — that means I gotta play 'em
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| Overwatch just got in town
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| And it sounds like a game we ain’t ever putting down
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| We’ve made hero raps, and battles with TF2
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| Plus we rock at the game, not in competitive dude
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| First time Pat really started to rap
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| Was Soldier 76 — he was a natural at that
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| I ordered costumes for us, what a good idea
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| I didn’t wanna wear it, I don’t mean to be a D. Va
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| We tried out Twitch — but that wasn’t our game
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| Thanks to all 10 people who usually came
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| So we kept grinding out a music video a week
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| Never thought we’d hit a million, but in 2017
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| You all helped the dream come true
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| Platonically speaking, we love you!
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| Plus every friend we’ve made in the gaming music community
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| Inspiring each other to keep growing and improving
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| Started shooting more live action videos too
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| Wouldn’t happen without having such a kick-ass crew
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| We met our friend River, he made-a-wish come true
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| Joined RoosterTeeth — wait, they made Red vs Blue
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| This channel began so we could keep in touch
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| It was all just for kicks, never seemed like much
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| We were just 2 kids with lots of games on our wish-lists
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| Now we got an office and we run it like a business
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| This rap may sound like we’re bragging about
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| All the nerdy fun stuff that we do
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| This next line’s cheesy, but we wouldn’t be here
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| If it wasn’t for you!
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| Thanks for lending your ears
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| For these past 10 years
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| Here’s to another 10
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| Let’s grab some beers! |