| She say I think with my dick and she probably right
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| And it’s Friday night
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| And he gon' do whatever when he feeling good
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| But girl I promise you that me and him are not alike
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| I swear he 'bout to be the death of me I can’t fight it
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| And he gon' do whatever when he feel like it
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| I tried to teach him 'bout relationships and he don’t like it
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| And he gon' go inside whoever when he feel invited
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| I had a conversation with him from the get go
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| He said:
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| «Nigga calm down let me finish, yo
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| Don’t understand why you acting like a bitch, though
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| Ain’t nothing wrong with a little bit of sex, hoe
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| You ain’t gotta stress yo»
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| My nigga, listen, you a part of me
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| You get me in trouble then you fall asleep
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| And all it takes is some liquor and some R&B
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| But you gon' fuck around and turn me into Charlie Sheen
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| «Look nigga, I’ve been getting teased while the guys get played
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| Sweating in your jeans all goddamn day
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| Tryna feel a little breeze you can get a little wet
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| Go swimming till she screams, make her feel it in her chest
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| Love a bitch that’ll suck me and swallow your kids up
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| Kiss me on my eyes while she tyin' her hair up
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| Then give a massage as I lay it down
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| Shit I could do this all night, I don’t play around»
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| My nigga you don’t ever take your time so it never lasts
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| You sabotage every chick I ever had
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| When you see another chick you say goddamn
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| The blood rushin' to your head and then you dive in
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| And you willin' to say whatever just to get some
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| You better hope that I don’t ever fuckin' catch none
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| Cause you a dirty motherfucker you should listen to me
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| Or I’mma have to cut you off
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| Literally
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| I’ve been thinkin' with my dick, baby I ain’t got control
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| I try to fight it but he got a mind of his own
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| I’ve been thinkin with my dick, but I’m tired of these hoes
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| And this is my confession, I can’t lie anymore
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| I’ve been thinkin' with my dick, baby I ain’t got control
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| I try to fight it but he got a mind of his own
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| I’ve been thinkin' with my dick, but I’m tired of these hoes
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| And this is my confession, I can’t lie anymore
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| She say I think with my dick and she probably right
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| Yeah it’s Friday night
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| And he gon' do whatever when he feeling good
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| But girl I promise you that me and him are not alike
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| He sayin' hi, hello and got a thing for Adele
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| He got a mind of his own, he really think for himself
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| It’s hard to keep him happy, he a heavy hitter
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| When bitches call him daddy then his head get bigger
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| I had a conversation with him, had to set him straight
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| He said:
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| «Nigga calm down, homie listen, Jay
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| Ain’t nothin' wrong with some pussy and a little brains
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| Besides I don’t really know if this is just a phase
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| And I don’t mean to be rude or to hate though
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| But I get bored when I’m in and out the same ho
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| The same pussy every night I’mma lay low
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| And I could care less if she keep her fuckin legs closed
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| I love a bitch that’ll suck me and swallow your kids up
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| Kiss me on my eyes while she tyin' her hair up
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| Then give a massage as I lay it down
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| And as soon as I’m done with her I’mma make my rounds»
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| You don’t ever take your time so it never lasts
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| Plus you sabotaged every bitch I ever had
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| And you don’t even fade, you fuck it you lazy
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| And as soon as you fuck up, then I’m stuck with a baby
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| And I hope that you know you givin' me a bad reputation
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| All because you don’t know how to relax and be patient
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| Now these bitches trippin' they gettin' mad at me blatant
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| They call me a bunch of names, that’s some bad defamation
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| And today I’m gettin' checked at the fuckin' clinic
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| And if I got somethin' then I know who fuckin' did it
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| Cause ever since the other day I kinda feel a little burn when I’m pissin'
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| And if I got somethin' I hope my girl don’t get it, hold up
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| Uh, yeah
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| «This message is for Mr. Lucas
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| Dr Kipling’s office calling, uh, your lab results came in today
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| And, uh, quite a few positives on there
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| So please give the office a call back as soon as you can
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| Thank you»
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| Oh my God, you gotta be fucking kidding me
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| C’mere you dirty little motherfucker should of listened to me
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| «What'd I do?!»
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| Now I’mma cut your ass off «Wait what’d I do?!»
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| Literally
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| «Stop! |
| Joyner stop it!"The fuck over here!
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| C’mere! |
| «I'm sorry! |
| No noooo!»
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| I’ve been thinkin' with my dick, baby I ain’t got control
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| I try to fight it but he got a mind of his own
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| I’ve been thinkin with my dick, but I’m tired of these hoes
|
| And this is my confession, I can’t lie anymore
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| I’ve been thinkin' with my dick, baby I ain’t got control
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| I try to fight it but he got a mind of his own
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| I’ve been thinkin' with my dick, but I’m tired of these hoes
|
| And this is my confession, I can’t lie anymore
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| If you are in emotional distress or suicidal crisis
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| Or are concerned about someone who might be
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| We’re here to help
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