| Do you remember when we fell in love?
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| We were young and innocent then
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| Oh my fucking…
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| Oh my God, shut up!
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| C’mon nigga, sing with me man!
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| Do you remember?
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| No! |
| Shut up, nigga! |
| Jesus Christ!
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| Are you serious? |
| ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
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| Because the last time I checked, you just told me you fucked my bitch!
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| You expect me to be happy with you right now?!
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| Nigga, I should be mad at you, nigga
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| If anything, I haven’t seen one stench of pussy since we got to this planet
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| nigga
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| Get the fuck outta here, man
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| What? |
| What happened to the brochure, nigga?
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| I mean…
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| I ain’t seen shit! |
| So shut the fuck up and sing this song!
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| I felt… I’m not singing this shit
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| Do you remember when we-
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| Shut up! |
| Shh! |
| Shut up! |
| What’s that?
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| Oh shit!
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| (Who's that?)
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| Fuck!
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| What do we do?
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| (Who is that?)
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| I dunno, what the fuck do we do?
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| Shut up, I got this! |
| I’ve been watching movies
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| You sure?
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| Trust me!
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| (Oh shit)
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| What’s up man? |
| Ayy, how you doing sir?
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| How you doing, sir?
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| Oh damn! |
| Hey, you almost shot us!
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| (What you motherfuckas doing in my backyard?)
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| Sir, just put the gun down! |
| We didn’t know it was your backyard, man
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| (Give me one reason why I shouldn’t blow yo motherfucking head off!)
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| Aight look, I know it’s gonna sound crazy
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| Shut up! |
| Don’t say it!
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| (Leave my lawn!)
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| But we’re not human
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| Aww shit! |
| You fucked us up!
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| (What?! Not human?)
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| No! |
| No! |
| No!
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| Aight, sir, sir, sir!
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| (I don’t wanna hear that shit)
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| We homeless, we got nowhere to go, I don’t even know why we here
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| Please sir!
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| (Shut up!)
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| We just happened to be in your yard
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| Please, cut us some slack!
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| (Hmm… Shut up! Man, you two motherfuckas are in the wrong place,
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| at the wrong goddamn time)
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| I know
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| (At the wrong hour, wearing the wrong shit!)
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| It’s his fault, please!
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| (You know what? I ain’t gon kill ya)
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| You’re not?
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| (You two youngsters sit down and have a seat)
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| Sit yo ass down!
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| Thank you, thank you sir
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| (Don't give me that «thank you"shit, sit yo ass down!
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| Now, I’m guessing y’all ain’t never heard the story of Ross Capicchioni, huh?)
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| Ross Cappachini?
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| Cappuccino?
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| Nigga I said Ross Capicchioni!
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| Aight, Capicchioni!
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| (Well, it all happened on one Sunday afternoon…) |