| A caveman painted on a cave
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| It was a bison, was a fave
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| The other cave-people would rave '
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| They didn’t ask 'why?
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| Why paint a bison if it’s dead
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| When did you choose the color red
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| What was the process in your head
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| He told their story
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| What came before he didn’t show
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| We’re not supposed to
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| Homer’s odyssey was swell
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| A bunch of guys that went through hell
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| He told the tale but didn’t tell
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| The audience why
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| He didn’t say, here’s what it means
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| And here’s a few deleted scenes
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| Charybdis tested well with teens
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| He’s not the story
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| He’s just a door we open if
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| Our lives need lifting
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| But now we pick pick
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| Pick pick pick it apart
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| Open it up to find the
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| Tick tick tick of a heart
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| A heart, broken
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| It’s broken by the endless loads
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| Of making-ofs and mobisodes
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| The tie-ins, prequels, games and codes
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| The audience buys
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| The narrative dies
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| Stretched and torn
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| Hey, spoiler warning:
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| We’re gonna pick pick
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| Pick pick pick it apart
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| Open it up to find the
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| Tick tick tick of a heart
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| A heart, broken
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| Joss, why do you rail against the biz |
| You know that’s just the way it is
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| You’re making everybody miz
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| These out-of-date philosophies
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| Are for the dinner table, please
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| We have to sell some dvd’s
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| Jed, maurissa, zack:
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| Without these things you spit upon
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| You’d find your fame and fanbase gone
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| You’d be ignored at comic-con
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| I sang some things i didn’t mean
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| Okay, let’s talk about this scene
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| I think it’s great how ryan green —
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| Oh this is no good
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| I thought j-mo would back my play
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| Now zack and they all say
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| We’re gonna pick pick
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| Pick pick pick you apart
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| Open you up and stop the
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| Tick tick tick of a heart
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| A heart? |