| I don’t believe the story, but maybe it’s one I need to hear
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| You get one hell of a party, oh even if the spirit’s insincere
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| Because I hate beginnings
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| But can’t handle ends
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| So is it worse to marry
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| Or to die as friends?
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| When you don’t believe the story
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| But maybe it’s one you need to hear
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| Well as half the folks I know start to go
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| It’s becoming all too clear
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| Brian ordered his old fashioned after I ordered mine
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| We compared notes on what brought us to this DoubleTree at the IC waterline
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| I bemoaned the ceremony, he said his kids would be OK
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| When I was singing Ben E. King, he was living out the 50 Ways
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| Oh man, I got to thinking, after we’d been drinking
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| That maybe what they say is true
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| 'Cause I don’t believe the story, but maybe it’s one I need to hear
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| You get one hell of a party, oh even if the spirit’s insincere
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| 'Cause I hate beginnings
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| But can’t handle ends
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| So is it worse to marry
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| Or to die as friends?
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| When you don’t believe the story
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| But maybe it’s one you need to hear
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| Well as half the folks I know start to go
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| It’s becoming all too clear
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| Five years ago, Katherine referenced the insurmountable
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| By two years ago, at the altar, I assumed he’d been held accountable
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| I’d had my suspicions, but it wasn’t my place
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| And now he’s wasting his breath just trying to plead his case
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| Oh man, I started thinking, after we’d been drinking
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| That maybe what they say is true
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| Because I hate beginnings
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| Ah, can’t handle ends
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| So is it worse to marry
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| Or to die as friends?
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| When you don’t believe the story, but maybe it’s one you need to hear
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| Well as half the folks I know start to go
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| It’s becoming all too clear |