Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song It's Christmas (And I Hate You), artist - Josh WellerDate of issue: 30.11.2008
Song language: English
It's Christmas (And I Hate You) |
| Well, it’s been so long since we first met |
| And the honeymoon is over, I’d like to forget |
| The night we met you lied to me |
| You said that you were nineteen when you were twenty-three |
| Well, it’s cold outside but colder in here |
| Every year I want to leave you, I get the yuletide fear |
| Well, there’s snow on the street, and a star on the tree |
| We may be happily married but you’re killing me, oh |
| So Merry Christmas, babe, I think I hate you |
| A little bit more than last year |
| This year, my present to you |
| I’m getting sick of Christmas, I’m already sick of you |
| This year, my present to you |
| I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you |
| You hoe, hoe, hoe |
| Your mother never liked me |
| You’ve got an Oedipus complex |
| Your father’s so self-righteous |
| And he thinks he’s Malcolm X, oh |
| So Merry Christmas, babe, I think I hate you |
| A little bit more than last year |
| This year, my present to you |
| I’m getting sick of Christmas, I’m already sick of you |
| This year, my present to you |
| I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you |
| You hoe, hoe, hoe |
| (whistling) |
| I hate your smile |
| I hate your folks |
| I hate our kids |
| I hate your clothes |
| I hate your kiss |
| I hate your smell |
| I hate your music taste as well |
| «Darling, cool is not music» |
| I hate how middle class we are |
| I hate your silver executive car |
| I hate your job |
| You’re such a knob! |
| «It's your turn to walk the dog.» |
| «Where is the dog?» |
| It’s your dog |
| This year, my present to you |
| I’m getting sick of Christmas, I’m already sick of you |
| This year, my present to you |
| I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you |
| You hoe, hoe, hoe |
| This year, my present to you |
| Yes this year |
| I’m getting sick of Christmas, I’m already sick of you |
| My present to you |
| This year, my present to you |
| I’m walking, I’m walking |
| I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you |
| Outta here, out that door |
| You hoe, hoe, hoe |
| This year, my present to you |
| Oh, ho, yeah, I ain’t nobody’s hoe, I ain’t gon' be your hoe no more |
| I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you |
| Oh oooh, yeah yeah hey |
| …Josh? |
| Josh? |