| We all went to the Playboy Mansion
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| Partied with the Marilyn Manson
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| I think my time’s arrived at last
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| I was doing cocaine off Miss Octobers' Ass
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| You don’t believe me but it’s true
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| You don’t believe me and you don’t have to
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| You don’t believe me but it’s true
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| You don’t believe me and you don’t have to
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| It’s not the kind of shit that I’d make up
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| We all went to the Playboy Mansion
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| Met some girl with a breast expansion
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| Saw the stupid car she bought
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| And got a hand job out in the parking lot
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| You don’t believe me but it’s true
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| You don’t believe me and you don’t have to
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| You don’t believe me but it’s true
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| You don’t believe me and you don’t have to
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| Don’t ask me about everybody there
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| But we did get drunk with that basketball guy
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| With the funny hair
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| You don’t believe me but it’s true
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| You don’t believe me and you don’t have to
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| You don’t believe me but it’s true
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| You don’t believe me and you don’t have to
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| It’s not the kind of shit that I’d make up |