| Three waitresses all wearing
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| Black diamond earrings
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| Talking about zombies
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| And Singapore slings
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| No trouble in their faces
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| Not one anxious voice
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| None of the crazy you get
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| From too much choice
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| The thumb and the satchel
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| Or the rented Rolls-Royce
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| And you think she knows something
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| By the second refill
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| You think she’s enlightened
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| As she totals your bill
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| You say «Show me the way
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| To Barangrill»
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| Well some say it’s in service
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| They say «Humble Makes Pure»
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| You’re hoping it’s near Folly
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| 'Cause you’re headed that way for sure
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| And you just have to laugh
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| 'Cause it’s all so crazy
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| Ah, her mind’s on her boyfriend
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| And eggs over easy
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| It’s just a trick on you
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| Her mirrors and your will
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| So you ask the truck driver
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| On the way to the till
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| But he’s just a slave
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| To Barangrill
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| The guy at the gaspumps
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| He’s got a lot of soul
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| He sings Merry Christmas for you
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| Just like Nat King Cole
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| And he makes up his own tune
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| Right on the spot
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| About whitewalls and windshields
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| And this job he’s got
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| And you want to get moving
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| And you want to stay still
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| But lost in the moment
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| Some longing gets filled
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| And you even forget to ask
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| «Hey, Where’s Barangrill?» |