Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Socks, artist - JD McPherson. Album song SOCKS, in the genre Date of issue: 01.11.2018
Record label: New West
Song language: English
Socks |
| Early Christmas morning, sneaky as can be |
| I creep across the carpet and I peek under the tree |
| Pick out a gift from Mom to me, bring it to my ear |
| Give it a little shimmy-shake and what do I hear? |
| Socks! |
| (Tube socks) |
| This is the worst gift I ever got |
| It doesn’t beep or buzz or bop or rattle in the box |
| Hey, why’d you waste the paper on a lousy pair of socks? |
| Tip-toe to the mantle, a scowl upon my brow |
| I reach up to my stocking hanging from a holly bough |
| I reach right in and feel around for Santa Claus’s loot |
| But all I find is something there to insulate my boots |
| Socks! |
| (Knee-high) |
| Santa, how could you let me down? |
| It doesn’t slip or slide or spring or make a sound that rocks |
| Hey, why’d you stuff my stocking with a lousy pair of socks? |
| O Moms and Dads across the land, be careful what you do |
| Your girls and boys might ball 'em up and toss 'em back at you |
| And next time when old Santa comes and the evening’s getting late |
| Instead of milk and cookies I will leave upon his plate |
| Socks! |
| (Argyle) |
| This is the worst gift I ever got |
| It doesn’t beep or buzz or bop or rattle in that box |
| Why’d you waste the paper on a lousy pair of socks? |