Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Santa's Got a Mean Machine, artist - JD McPherson. Album song SOCKS, in the genre Date of issue: 01.11.2018
Record label: New West
Song language: English
Santa's Got a Mean Machine |
| There a candy-colored '51 rollin' around |
| Creepin' down the avenues of North Pole town |
| Round up all the fellas, tell 'em come over quick |
| Because the driver looks a little like that Old Saint Nick |
| Slidin' 'round the corner like a vision in red |
| Looks like he traded in the slip on that rickety sled |
| Santa’s got a mean machine |
| Santa’s got a mean machine |
| It’s the lowest, leanest sleigh that you ever seen |
| Well Santa went and chopped him up a mean machine |
| Bells on the bumper and candy cane spokes |
| Whistlin' pipes that rumble and croak |
| Nosed, decked, and paneled with a five-inch chop |
| He’s got the peppermint switches make him jump and hop |
| Red bucket seats, Santa, go go go |
| The wide whites keep him rollin' low and slow |
| Santa’s got a mean machine |
| Santa’s got a mean machine |
| It’s the lowest, leanest sleigh that you ever seen |
| Well Santa went and chopped him up a mean machine |
| Here it comes cruisin' down Santa Claus Lane |
| A shifter knob for Johnny and a club coat for Jane |
| Droppin' toys in the driveway so you better be good |
| He’s got reindeer power hiding under the hood |
| Hopping down the boulevard and makin' the scene |
| 'Cause he’s the craziest Kringle that you ever seen |
| Santa’s got a mean machine |
| Santa’s got a mean machine |
| It’s the leanest, cleanest sled that you ever seen |
| Well Santa went and hopped him up a mean machine |
| It’s a bad dad |
| Lean mean |
| Killer diller |
| Thriller filler |
| Low and slow |
| Rock 'n roll |
| Hoppin' choppin' |
| Mean machine |